"Godzilla vs King Kong" lyrics
(feat. Nice Peter, EpicLLOYD)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
GODZILLA!
VERSUS!
KING KONG!
BEGIN!
[Godzilla:]
From the depths of the sea, it's the King of the Monsters!
I'll chew you up, dawg. This Kong's getting conquered!
I roll with Rodan, Mothra and the homies
For a social primate, you sure seem lonely!
Your only friend is a damsel in distress
Who cringes while you sniff on her ripped-off dress!
You're a simp-anzee, I'm a lizard of thunder!
When I'm "crushing on a girl", it means the foot she comes under!
You're pathetic with the humans, enduring their abuse
Getting chained up and roofied on some goopy berry juice
I eat up a whole city like some Tokyo plate
You get spoon-fed hot lead like "Here comes the airplane!"
How did dropping off the Empire feel?
Like Jussie Smollett except this beatdown is real!
I got this battle covered like a bento lid
I'll make an ass out of you like Nintendo did
[King Kong:]
The only game I play is Rampage, Lizzie (oh)
Beauty kills this beast and you just ain't pretty! (oh! oh!)
Leaving your ass hanging off these monkey bars
You ain't got punchlines, you barely even got arms!
You came off the base for Frankenstein - First time we made a movie:
And I dunked on you like Barkley at the base of Mount Fuji!
Face facts, Cankles, you can't fill seats yourself!
So they bring a mammal to nurse your films back to health!
Don't you — to me, I'm as old as Death Row
Repping RKO, I'll eat up your To-hoes
Eighth Wonder of the World, and the word when I rhyme
And you think your mind can compete with mine?
Just like your bad English captions, your words don't match your actions
You weren't even the bombest monster from the Sea, G it was Kraken!
You can stay in your land of rising cold fish and rice
Come to New York and King Kong will BING BONG fuck your life!
[Godzilla:]
You must be from Hollow Earth, all your threats are empty!
I can blow you out with one breath — don't tempt me!
Monkey, that was some shit you just threw!
Worst kaiju comeback since Pacific Rim 2! (ooh!)
Ditch these kids, I'll send in Minilla!
You couldn't measure up to the Shin of Godzilla!
Stick to tongue wrestling T-rexes and sea snakes
You're such a joke, Jack Black's in your remake!
[King Kong:]
Tighten your fish lips around Tenacious Deez!
You ain't a Rap-Godzilla. More like - (Gravy?)
In Japan, you were a metaphor for nuclear war
But Hollywood they left your balls on the cutting room floor!
And then the 90's didn't make you any cooler
What kind of bumpy chump gets punked by Ferris Bueller?
So go ahead and glow blue, Imma make you code blue!
I'm an Oxygen Destroyer, and now you're 0-2!
[Godzilla:]
Oh you shouldn't try to talk about the atom
The beast beneath the 20,000 fathoms couldn't fathom!
You could come at me with Iron Man and Thor I'll still Destroyah
I'm bigger than riches that I'm slinging digits in triplets like Ghidorah!
My voice cuts deep like I'm rubbing on a double bass
I spit the verse that turns Skull Island into Pompeii!
Serving up some animated rabid fur flambé
It's the saddest death of a gorilla since Harambe
Damn I spit fire, you make weak tokusatsu
You're soft like some tofu; that's a Kaiju haiku!
See me outdo you like I did to Mechani-Kong
Fuck you and the balloons you rode in on!
[King Kong:]
ANYWAYS that was more disappointing than your ANIME
Like '98, it's just another EGG you lay
You ugly Mothra-fucker!
Still don't know how you got pregnant, your whole suit's a big rubber!
Got no fear of Gojira, I ain't hear-a no Monster verse!
The only Honda vehicle that don't retain awards!
There will be no victory dance, your G-fans will leave upset
Cause if you drop kick at me, I'll shove a tree up your neck!
I'm the apex great ape, great with the ape ax
Like All Monsters Attack, your raps are recycled crap!
This alpha gorilla will be bringing no silver-back
'Cause just like Bryan Cranston: you've been dead since the first act!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF
HISTORY!
GODZILLA!
VERSUS!
KING KONG!
BEGIN!
[Godzilla:]
From the depths of the sea, it's the King of the Monsters!
I'll chew you up, dawg. This Kong's getting conquered!
I roll with Rodan, Mothra and the homies
For a social primate, you sure seem lonely!
Your only friend is a damsel in distress
Who cringes while you sniff on her ripped-off dress!
You're a simp-anzee, I'm a lizard of thunder!
When I'm "crushing on a girl", it means the foot she comes under!
You're pathetic with the humans, enduring their abuse
Getting chained up and roofied on some goopy berry juice
I eat up a whole city like some Tokyo plate
You get spoon-fed hot lead like "Here comes the airplane!"
How did dropping off the Empire feel?
Like Jussie Smollett except this beatdown is real!
I got this battle covered like a bento lid
I'll make an ass out of you like Nintendo did
[King Kong:]
The only game I play is Rampage, Lizzie (oh)
Beauty kills this beast and you just ain't pretty! (oh! oh!)
Leaving your ass hanging off these monkey bars
You ain't got punchlines, you barely even got arms!
You came off the base for Frankenstein - First time we made a movie:
And I dunked on you like Barkley at the base of Mount Fuji!
Face facts, Cankles, you can't fill seats yourself!
So they bring a mammal to nurse your films back to health!
Don't you — to me, I'm as old as Death Row
Repping RKO, I'll eat up your To-hoes
Eighth Wonder of the World, and the word when I rhyme
And you think your mind can compete with mine?
Just like your bad English captions, your words don't match your actions
You weren't even the bombest monster from the Sea, G it was Kraken!
You can stay in your land of rising cold fish and rice
Come to New York and King Kong will BING BONG fuck your life!
[Godzilla:]
You must be from Hollow Earth, all your threats are empty!
I can blow you out with one breath — don't tempt me!
Monkey, that was some shit you just threw!
Worst kaiju comeback since Pacific Rim 2! (ooh!)
Ditch these kids, I'll send in Minilla!
You couldn't measure up to the Shin of Godzilla!
Stick to tongue wrestling T-rexes and sea snakes
You're such a joke, Jack Black's in your remake!
[King Kong:]
Tighten your fish lips around Tenacious Deez!
You ain't a Rap-Godzilla. More like - (Gravy?)
In Japan, you were a metaphor for nuclear war
But Hollywood they left your balls on the cutting room floor!
And then the 90's didn't make you any cooler
What kind of bumpy chump gets punked by Ferris Bueller?
So go ahead and glow blue, Imma make you code blue!
I'm an Oxygen Destroyer, and now you're 0-2!
[Godzilla:]
Oh you shouldn't try to talk about the atom
The beast beneath the 20,000 fathoms couldn't fathom!
You could come at me with Iron Man and Thor I'll still Destroyah
I'm bigger than riches that I'm slinging digits in triplets like Ghidorah!
My voice cuts deep like I'm rubbing on a double bass
I spit the verse that turns Skull Island into Pompeii!
Serving up some animated rabid fur flambé
It's the saddest death of a gorilla since Harambe
Damn I spit fire, you make weak tokusatsu
You're soft like some tofu; that's a Kaiju haiku!
See me outdo you like I did to Mechani-Kong
Fuck you and the balloons you rode in on!
[King Kong:]
ANYWAYS that was more disappointing than your ANIME
Like '98, it's just another EGG you lay
You ugly Mothra-fucker!
Still don't know how you got pregnant, your whole suit's a big rubber!
Got no fear of Gojira, I ain't hear-a no Monster verse!
The only Honda vehicle that don't retain awards!
There will be no victory dance, your G-fans will leave upset
Cause if you drop kick at me, I'll shove a tree up your neck!
I'm the apex great ape, great with the ape ax
Like All Monsters Attack, your raps are recycled crap!
This alpha gorilla will be bringing no silver-back
'Cause just like Bryan Cranston: you've been dead since the first act!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF
HISTORY!
Writer(s): Peter Shukoff, Zach Sherwin, Lloyd Leonard Ahlquist
