"A Song About Nothing" lyrics

As promised, here's a song about the following:
Pizza
James and the giant peach
Lights, bookshelves, flowers
Right angle triangles
Throwing oranges
Nikkis spine surgery
Chelsies cat
So, I'll try my hardest
It goes like this

I woke up this morning and had pizza for breakfast
Because I felt like shit and I looked like shit
And I thought that it'd be appropriate for me

Light's, book shelves and flowers
That's oddly specific
This song is so wordy
Maybe I should have written it down

Well Nikki I hope you're doing better
If I were around I'd bring you flowers
And we would watch James and the giant peach for hours

Last time Jordan was over we threw fruit at trees
They were oranges that were resting by your feet
The landlord drove by and then he scolded me

I said 'you don't even know, I am 20 years old, which is a little too grown just to do as I'm told, judgement is clean, am as right as can be, I'm as right as triangles at 90 degrees'

Chelsie I forgot your cats name
I hope it doesn't put you in a bad place
Because I know you used to name your guinea pigs
After harry potter characters

This is a song about nothing
This is a song about everything
This is a song about whatever you want it to be