"Yule Shoot Yr Eye Out" lyrics

These are your good years
Don't take my advice
You never wanted the nice boys anyway
And I'm of good cheers
'Cause I've been checking my list
The gifts you receive from me will be
One hour of silence
And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep
Staying up waiting by the phone
All I want this year's for you to dedicate your last breath to me
Before you bury yourself alive

Don't come home for Christmas
You're the last thing I wanna see underneath the tree

(Everybody fucking jump)
Don't come home for Christmas
You're the last thing I wanna see underneath the tree
Merry Christmas, I couldn't care less

Good year
Check, check, check, check
Wanna be nice, then be nice
Good year
Check, check, check, check
Wanna be nice, then be nice
Merry Christmas, I couldn't care less

Every New Year, baby, you were the worst gift
I could ever ask for
Don't call me up when the snow comes down
It's the only thing I want this year
One hour of silence
And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep
Staying up waiting by the phone
All I want this year's for you to dedicate your last breath to me
Before you bury yourself alive

Don't come home for Christmas
You're the last thing I wanna see underneath the tree

(Everybody fucking jump)
Don't come home for Christmas
You're the last thing I wanna see underneath the tree
Merry Christmas, I couldn't care less

(That first beat is right on time)