"TV OFF" lyrics
Michael Scott, I get paper
Dunder Mifflin
Droppin' bars like the weight rack
At Planet Fit
Word to Pam from The Office
We both have a gym
Turn this TV off
And tell a televangelist
I'm hazardous
I'm here to handle this
So send an ambulance
But not for me
You're 'bout to need a candlelit
Vigil in Los Angeles
Your life is but a magic trick
Abracadabra, then it vanishes
When I open a can of this
Can I risk
Loadin' the cannon
Like it was cannabis
'Cause I'ma smoke 'em like a capitalist
Candidate from the John F. Kennedy's cabinet
Callousness
Cataclysm, this is the catalyst
They callin' me Simba
Think I'm the king, y'all
Better remember to bring the crown
Triggered the finger
Disfigured, then linger
You been through the wringer
The killer clowns
No one's ahead of me now
Look at the way that you bow
When I'm around
No one's ahead of me now
Look at the way that you bow
When I'm around
They be like, "Who that now?"
You fuckin' with the
Ch-ch-ch-ch-chopper gunner who's strapped
With a new gat
When I shoot at your durag
Got a headshot, it flew back
The fifty cal
Pew, pap, pow
Like class clowns
They get dismissal, bam
Sacrificial lamb
Hellfire
'Nother ballistic lands
Like when it hit Japan
Empires turn to death and ash
System collapse
There's no judicial branch
When the supervillain attacks
Mwahaha
If I said it again, I meant it
Demented, rock your world
I will leave in bed
A headache
Go get an epidural
You gon' need anesthetic
And a medic
Head up on mural
Dental work and forensic
Kill and behead 'em
Call that breakneck speed
You're brain-dead, bleed
You probably want a latex
For safe sex
No HSV
Other words, y'all can't fuck with me
I'm on another level like SpaceX
Go make XP
Turn a TV off
And touch grass
Then turn on an ATV
Fuck what you see
I don't watch TV
It ain't nothing for me
Y'all ain't bussin' like me
Bitch I'm crazy
Killin' shit
John Wayne Gacy or Casey
Anthony, the Manson family
With fancy cutlery
Slicin' your kids and your granny
Nancy Guthrie
And Lindsay Clancy
Make your heart stop
Lindsey Graham in an ambulance
Banshee, a black sheep
Like Jack the Ripper
Hockey mask 'til the Stanley Cup
Runneth over
Bloodbath, we Hulk smash
Word to Stan Lee
A stampede of chimpanzees
We goin' ape shit
But the rap scene and industry
Is like a snake pit
The fakeness and facelifts
Flight logs, cases
I R-A-P
Without an E
Y'all are rapists
Matrix, shapeshift, weightless
Luke Skywalks, I'm in a spaceship
Luke Skywalks, I'm in a spaceship
Luke Skywalks, I'm in a spaceship
"Entering warp drive"
The speed of light I'm the fastest
Enter the craft
At warp speed
Particle crashin'
Then I'ma gas it
What a fantastic
Rate of speed
Way to be
Intergalactic
You're never gonna better my flow
When I enter my zone
With the pen I'm one helluva goat
Irrelevant hoes tryna get up in my psyche
On the mic I be better than most
Like a pelican, I rose
I'm elegant though
You been a bit whack
I been a bit dope
I benefit those
Who've been a bit close
Flow heavy as a mother fuckin' elephant's toe
Max Kellerman, no!
Tell that mother fucker, go!
We don't want a televised show!
Go and get the cinema closed!
TV off!
I be gettin' rid of remotes!
Ain't nobody better I got a venomous flow
Ain't nobody want it with the veteran "Go!"
Ain't nobody smarter cause I really been a scholar
When I get up on a microphone
I sit on my throne
So I'm never gonna let 'em get ahead of us
I'm bout to put my foot up on the pedal
With my hand up on the throttle
Cause I'm lightning in a bottle
Got a bottle full of energy
They know I been the centerpiece
Let it be known...
They callin' me Simba
Think I'm the king, y'all
Better remember to bring the crown
Triggered the finger
Disfigured, then linger
You been through the wringer
The killer clowns
No one's ahead of me now
Look at the way that you bow
When I'm around
No one's ahead of me now
Look at the way that you bow
When I'm around
Ha turn this TV off
Dunder Mifflin
Droppin' bars like the weight rack
At Planet Fit
Word to Pam from The Office
We both have a gym
Turn this TV off
And tell a televangelist
I'm hazardous
I'm here to handle this
So send an ambulance
But not for me
You're 'bout to need a candlelit
Vigil in Los Angeles
Your life is but a magic trick
Abracadabra, then it vanishes
When I open a can of this
Can I risk
Loadin' the cannon
Like it was cannabis
'Cause I'ma smoke 'em like a capitalist
Candidate from the John F. Kennedy's cabinet
Callousness
Cataclysm, this is the catalyst
They callin' me Simba
Think I'm the king, y'all
Better remember to bring the crown
Triggered the finger
Disfigured, then linger
You been through the wringer
The killer clowns
No one's ahead of me now
Look at the way that you bow
When I'm around
No one's ahead of me now
Look at the way that you bow
When I'm around
They be like, "Who that now?"
You fuckin' with the
Ch-ch-ch-ch-chopper gunner who's strapped
With a new gat
When I shoot at your durag
Got a headshot, it flew back
The fifty cal
Pew, pap, pow
Like class clowns
They get dismissal, bam
Sacrificial lamb
Hellfire
'Nother ballistic lands
Like when it hit Japan
Empires turn to death and ash
System collapse
There's no judicial branch
When the supervillain attacks
Mwahaha
If I said it again, I meant it
Demented, rock your world
I will leave in bed
A headache
Go get an epidural
You gon' need anesthetic
And a medic
Head up on mural
Dental work and forensic
Kill and behead 'em
Call that breakneck speed
You're brain-dead, bleed
You probably want a latex
For safe sex
No HSV
Other words, y'all can't fuck with me
I'm on another level like SpaceX
Go make XP
Turn a TV off
And touch grass
Then turn on an ATV
Fuck what you see
I don't watch TV
It ain't nothing for me
Y'all ain't bussin' like me
Bitch I'm crazy
Killin' shit
John Wayne Gacy or Casey
Anthony, the Manson family
With fancy cutlery
Slicin' your kids and your granny
Nancy Guthrie
And Lindsay Clancy
Make your heart stop
Lindsey Graham in an ambulance
Banshee, a black sheep
Like Jack the Ripper
Hockey mask 'til the Stanley Cup
Runneth over
Bloodbath, we Hulk smash
Word to Stan Lee
A stampede of chimpanzees
We goin' ape shit
But the rap scene and industry
Is like a snake pit
The fakeness and facelifts
Flight logs, cases
I R-A-P
Without an E
Y'all are rapists
Matrix, shapeshift, weightless
Luke Skywalks, I'm in a spaceship
Luke Skywalks, I'm in a spaceship
Luke Skywalks, I'm in a spaceship
"Entering warp drive"
The speed of light I'm the fastest
Enter the craft
At warp speed
Particle crashin'
Then I'ma gas it
What a fantastic
Rate of speed
Way to be
Intergalactic
You're never gonna better my flow
When I enter my zone
With the pen I'm one helluva goat
Irrelevant hoes tryna get up in my psyche
On the mic I be better than most
Like a pelican, I rose
I'm elegant though
You been a bit whack
I been a bit dope
I benefit those
Who've been a bit close
Flow heavy as a mother fuckin' elephant's toe
Max Kellerman, no!
Tell that mother fucker, go!
We don't want a televised show!
Go and get the cinema closed!
TV off!
I be gettin' rid of remotes!
Ain't nobody better I got a venomous flow
Ain't nobody want it with the veteran "Go!"
Ain't nobody smarter cause I really been a scholar
When I get up on a microphone
I sit on my throne
So I'm never gonna let 'em get ahead of us
I'm bout to put my foot up on the pedal
With my hand up on the throttle
Cause I'm lightning in a bottle
Got a bottle full of energy
They know I been the centerpiece
Let it be known...
They callin' me Simba
Think I'm the king, y'all
Better remember to bring the crown
Triggered the finger
Disfigured, then linger
You been through the wringer
The killer clowns
No one's ahead of me now
Look at the way that you bow
When I'm around
No one's ahead of me now
Look at the way that you bow
When I'm around
Ha turn this TV off
