"DRY JAN" lyrics
On Christmas day I drank a bottle of rum
3 bottles of wine and I was sick on my mum
I went a bit yellow like George best
So I'm doing dry Jan to give my liver a rest
Now I'm gangsta tripping like Fat Boy Slim
Cos I gave up the lager I gave up the gin
Did a new years resolution and joined the gym
40 quid a month but I'm never going in
Not sure I'm gonna make it to February first
Cos I'm drinking red bull mixed with night nurse
On new years eve I drank wine from a shoe
Now I'm doing dry Jan and I started sniffing glue
Dry Jan, dry Jan
In December I'm drinking as much as I can
Dry Jan, dry Jan
I'm giving up the booze at least that's the plan
No lager, no beer
Cos I'm doing dry January
I hate this time of year
Cos I'm doing dry Jan, doing dry Jan clart
Like living in Ikea
Cos I'm doing dry January
Now I'm doing so much gear
Cos I'm doing dry Jan, doing dry Jan clart
Dry Jan is tough but if I make it through
In February I'm drinking for two
Most of my mates think I'm a quitter
Cos I'm on standby just like Rick Witter
And I haven't had a drink in almost 4 days
Who said dry Jan is just a craze?
But I'm not gonna let it go to my head
Cos it's only been 2 days since I last shit the bed
Is it cheating to just eat tiramisu
And everyone I know seems to want to argue
Swapping lager and wine for beer
And I almost ran out in the first week
Dry Jan, dry Jan
In December I'm drinking as much as I can
Dry Jan, dry Jan
I'm giving up the booze at least that's the plan
No lager, no beer
Cos I'm doing dry January
I hate this time of year
Cos I'm doing dry Jan, doing dry Jan clart
Like living in Ikea
Cos I'm doing dry January
Now I'm doing so much gear
Cos I'm doing dry Jan, doing dry Jan clart
Weed, speed and XTC helping me through dry January
Tried alcoholics anonymous just because
But everybody already knew who I was
And doing dry Jan has got me at a sorts
So I'm climbing pen-y-fan in flip flops and shorts
I thought being off the booze I'd see a saving
But I spent all my cash on drugs for raving
Now I got a new thing that I do at night
I just wait outside the pub for people to fight
Last November I grew a moustache
But that didn't stop me going out on the lash
And every day seems twice as long
So I take the edge off by smoking a bong
And my missus is drinking Prosecco by the bottle
I'm doing dry Jan she's still going full throttle
And the weather don't help I'm not gonna lie
I should have done gay May or high July...
Dry Jan, dry Jan
In December I'm drinking as much as I can
Dry Jan, dry Jan
I'm giving up the booze at least that's the plan
No lager, no beer
Cos I'm doing dry January
I hate this time of year
Cos I'm doing dry Jan, doing dry Jan clart
Like living in Ikea
Cos I'm doing dry January
Now I'm doing so much gear
Cos I'm doing dry Jan, doing dry Jan clart
3 bottles of wine and I was sick on my mum
I went a bit yellow like George best
So I'm doing dry Jan to give my liver a rest
Now I'm gangsta tripping like Fat Boy Slim
Cos I gave up the lager I gave up the gin
Did a new years resolution and joined the gym
40 quid a month but I'm never going in
Not sure I'm gonna make it to February first
Cos I'm drinking red bull mixed with night nurse
On new years eve I drank wine from a shoe
Now I'm doing dry Jan and I started sniffing glue
Dry Jan, dry Jan
In December I'm drinking as much as I can
Dry Jan, dry Jan
I'm giving up the booze at least that's the plan
No lager, no beer
Cos I'm doing dry January
I hate this time of year
Cos I'm doing dry Jan, doing dry Jan clart
Like living in Ikea
Cos I'm doing dry January
Now I'm doing so much gear
Cos I'm doing dry Jan, doing dry Jan clart
Dry Jan is tough but if I make it through
In February I'm drinking for two
Most of my mates think I'm a quitter
Cos I'm on standby just like Rick Witter
And I haven't had a drink in almost 4 days
Who said dry Jan is just a craze?
But I'm not gonna let it go to my head
Cos it's only been 2 days since I last shit the bed
Is it cheating to just eat tiramisu
And everyone I know seems to want to argue
Swapping lager and wine for beer
And I almost ran out in the first week
Dry Jan, dry Jan
In December I'm drinking as much as I can
Dry Jan, dry Jan
I'm giving up the booze at least that's the plan
No lager, no beer
Cos I'm doing dry January
I hate this time of year
Cos I'm doing dry Jan, doing dry Jan clart
Like living in Ikea
Cos I'm doing dry January
Now I'm doing so much gear
Cos I'm doing dry Jan, doing dry Jan clart
Weed, speed and XTC helping me through dry January
Tried alcoholics anonymous just because
But everybody already knew who I was
And doing dry Jan has got me at a sorts
So I'm climbing pen-y-fan in flip flops and shorts
I thought being off the booze I'd see a saving
But I spent all my cash on drugs for raving
Now I got a new thing that I do at night
I just wait outside the pub for people to fight
Last November I grew a moustache
But that didn't stop me going out on the lash
And every day seems twice as long
So I take the edge off by smoking a bong
And my missus is drinking Prosecco by the bottle
I'm doing dry Jan she's still going full throttle
And the weather don't help I'm not gonna lie
I should have done gay May or high July...
Dry Jan, dry Jan
In December I'm drinking as much as I can
Dry Jan, dry Jan
I'm giving up the booze at least that's the plan
No lager, no beer
Cos I'm doing dry January
I hate this time of year
Cos I'm doing dry Jan, doing dry Jan clart
Like living in Ikea
Cos I'm doing dry January
Now I'm doing so much gear
Cos I'm doing dry Jan, doing dry Jan clart
