"DRYROBE RAP" lyrics
If you go down
The shops in slippers and pyjamas
You'll know Hunter werlly boots aren't just for farmers
A symbol of status that you can wear made like a bin bag full of pubic hair
You don't dress like a dentist when you drive a boat
But I wears it like it's a normal coat
At the football when little Timmy's in goal other parents look at me like I'm as asshole
Dryrobe, Dryrobe
If you don't like the look you are a Dryrobophob
Dryrobe, Dryrobe
But it won't fit in my fucking wardrobe
I was wearing my wetsuit in the local swimming pool
Saw a Dryrobe so I threw away my cagoule
Villages towns parks across the land
Whose coats that jacket and what's the brand
It's a Dryrobe
And I wears it with pride on the school run not at the seaside
I don't care
As you stand and stare
'Cause I know you got yours at Mountain Wearhouse
Dryrobe, Dryrobe
If you don't like the look you are a Dryrobophob
Dryrobe, Dryrobe
But it won't fit in my fucking wardrobe
Like Harry Potter's Invisibility cloak
But you can still see me and I look fucking dope
Like Batman with a Batman cape
I'm walking my dog smoking my vape
Naked underneath wore it straight out the shower
And other dog walkers are scared of its power
Made for beaches of after swimming in lakes
I wears mine down Parsons when I'm inviting cakes
I like getting noticed
I'm living life large
So I bought another Dryrobe in camouflage
Almost did a jizz when I took it out the box
And it looks even better with a fresh pair of Crocs
Went down Jackson Bay just to watch the tide
Saw you wearing d Dryrobe snide
Was it Begatta or Two Bare Feet
It looked pretty good but it will never beat my
Dryrobe, Dryrobe
If you don't like the look you are a Dryrobophob
Dryrobe, Dryrobe
But it won't fit in my fucking wardrobe
The shops in slippers and pyjamas
You'll know Hunter werlly boots aren't just for farmers
A symbol of status that you can wear made like a bin bag full of pubic hair
You don't dress like a dentist when you drive a boat
But I wears it like it's a normal coat
At the football when little Timmy's in goal other parents look at me like I'm as asshole
Dryrobe, Dryrobe
If you don't like the look you are a Dryrobophob
Dryrobe, Dryrobe
But it won't fit in my fucking wardrobe
I was wearing my wetsuit in the local swimming pool
Saw a Dryrobe so I threw away my cagoule
Villages towns parks across the land
Whose coats that jacket and what's the brand
It's a Dryrobe
And I wears it with pride on the school run not at the seaside
I don't care
As you stand and stare
'Cause I know you got yours at Mountain Wearhouse
Dryrobe, Dryrobe
If you don't like the look you are a Dryrobophob
Dryrobe, Dryrobe
But it won't fit in my fucking wardrobe
Like Harry Potter's Invisibility cloak
But you can still see me and I look fucking dope
Like Batman with a Batman cape
I'm walking my dog smoking my vape
Naked underneath wore it straight out the shower
And other dog walkers are scared of its power
Made for beaches of after swimming in lakes
I wears mine down Parsons when I'm inviting cakes
I like getting noticed
I'm living life large
So I bought another Dryrobe in camouflage
Almost did a jizz when I took it out the box
And it looks even better with a fresh pair of Crocs
Went down Jackson Bay just to watch the tide
Saw you wearing d Dryrobe snide
Was it Begatta or Two Bare Feet
It looked pretty good but it will never beat my
Dryrobe, Dryrobe
If you don't like the look you are a Dryrobophob
Dryrobe, Dryrobe
But it won't fit in my fucking wardrobe
