"TURKEY TEETH" lyrics
I got a lush suntan from Ibiza
Spent a week in Holland just to smoke the reefer
Drank all the booze on a fucking world cruise
But there's one holiday that I'm yet to choose
It ain't the Alps or the Barrier Reef
Talking about turkey, talking about cheap teeth
That's right, you heard what I said
A short break, book to change the shape of my head
Cause it's been on fleek for quite a while
Hashtag Ryanair, turkey teeth, new smile
Check the Google review before I book online
Massive, white and chunky, fucking sublime
When I fly back into customs, all the customs gonna freeze
Come home from holiday looking like the fucking Bee Gees
So this year I'll tell Cal and Keef
I'm sacking off Spain for turkey and cheap teeth
Turkey teeth, turkey teeth
Bright and white, you could see them at night
Turkey teeth, turkey teeth
Shiny on the outside but fucked underneath
I'm known for drinking, smoking and always getting caned
And having wonky teeth that are nicotine stained
I saw a TikTok of Katie Price
And realised that looking good requires sacrifice
I got a loan from the bank, got on a plane
They better be ready for Adam Hussain
I thought if this goes as well as intended
Next time I book to get my tinkle extended
Cause it's not just teeth, they do nips and turks
And turn a dick into a fanny for a few hundred bucks
But make sure you explain before they operate
Cause things get confused when you try to translate
I came round and it had all gone south
They took my teeth out of my head and turned my bum into a mouth
I should have known, but that's not the worst part
Cause now I have to brush my teeth every time I fart
Turkey teeth, turkey teeth
Bright and white, you could see them at night
Turkey teeth, turkey teeth
Shiny on the outside but fucked underneath
Planes, trains and automobiles
I goes to Turkey cause they got the best deals
Turkey teeth, turkey teeth
Thought it was steak but it's just corned beef
All the dentists in Newport are full
So I flies from Cardiff airport to Istanbul
I got turkey teeth to impress a wife
Now I look like Esther Ranston off her last life
Wouldn't look out of place in his pants on Love Island
A mouth like the child of P. Diddy and Ryland.
Some people say I look like Lewis Capaldi
But I got the most expensive teeth in Aldi
I only ever brush my teeth twice a week
And now I sound Chinese on a whistle when I speak
And it's twice as much that you'll have to pay
To get teeth like these done in the UK
These turkey teeth will only last a few years
So I gotta start saving for new veneers
Walked into the pub and was greeted with cheers
It was kinda bittersweet now I can't afford the beers
Dripping my tits up from my trainers to my head
With my Instagram incisors I got from the med
Brighter than the sun. Every time I smile
It's cause I got a mouth full of Tesco value tiles
I look immense when the moon hits my smirk
You'll be seeing the after image two days later in work
And I've signed an autograph down the local shop
Cause everyone thought I was Jurgen Klopp
Turkey teeth, turkey teeth
Bright and white, you gotta see them at night
Turkey teeth, turkey teeth
Shiny on the outside but fucked underneath
Spent a week in Holland just to smoke the reefer
Drank all the booze on a fucking world cruise
But there's one holiday that I'm yet to choose
It ain't the Alps or the Barrier Reef
Talking about turkey, talking about cheap teeth
That's right, you heard what I said
A short break, book to change the shape of my head
Cause it's been on fleek for quite a while
Hashtag Ryanair, turkey teeth, new smile
Check the Google review before I book online
Massive, white and chunky, fucking sublime
When I fly back into customs, all the customs gonna freeze
Come home from holiday looking like the fucking Bee Gees
So this year I'll tell Cal and Keef
I'm sacking off Spain for turkey and cheap teeth
Turkey teeth, turkey teeth
Bright and white, you could see them at night
Turkey teeth, turkey teeth
Shiny on the outside but fucked underneath
I'm known for drinking, smoking and always getting caned
And having wonky teeth that are nicotine stained
I saw a TikTok of Katie Price
And realised that looking good requires sacrifice
I got a loan from the bank, got on a plane
They better be ready for Adam Hussain
I thought if this goes as well as intended
Next time I book to get my tinkle extended
Cause it's not just teeth, they do nips and turks
And turn a dick into a fanny for a few hundred bucks
But make sure you explain before they operate
Cause things get confused when you try to translate
I came round and it had all gone south
They took my teeth out of my head and turned my bum into a mouth
I should have known, but that's not the worst part
Cause now I have to brush my teeth every time I fart
Turkey teeth, turkey teeth
Bright and white, you could see them at night
Turkey teeth, turkey teeth
Shiny on the outside but fucked underneath
Planes, trains and automobiles
I goes to Turkey cause they got the best deals
Turkey teeth, turkey teeth
Thought it was steak but it's just corned beef
All the dentists in Newport are full
So I flies from Cardiff airport to Istanbul
I got turkey teeth to impress a wife
Now I look like Esther Ranston off her last life
Wouldn't look out of place in his pants on Love Island
A mouth like the child of P. Diddy and Ryland.
Some people say I look like Lewis Capaldi
But I got the most expensive teeth in Aldi
I only ever brush my teeth twice a week
And now I sound Chinese on a whistle when I speak
And it's twice as much that you'll have to pay
To get teeth like these done in the UK
These turkey teeth will only last a few years
So I gotta start saving for new veneers
Walked into the pub and was greeted with cheers
It was kinda bittersweet now I can't afford the beers
Dripping my tits up from my trainers to my head
With my Instagram incisors I got from the med
Brighter than the sun. Every time I smile
It's cause I got a mouth full of Tesco value tiles
I look immense when the moon hits my smirk
You'll be seeing the after image two days later in work
And I've signed an autograph down the local shop
Cause everyone thought I was Jurgen Klopp
Turkey teeth, turkey teeth
Bright and white, you gotta see them at night
Turkey teeth, turkey teeth
Shiny on the outside but fucked underneath
