"Tech Genius On The Holidays" lyrics

Oh. It's that time of year again
Even if you're the dumbest in your group of friends
When you go home, you're Edison
A tech genius on the holidays

Yeah. No one can do it quite like you
Switching the TV to HDMI 2
Deleting gigs on dad's computer 'til it runs like new
A tech genius on the holidays

Mm. The heavy burden of brilliance
So smart you can't get up
Can sometimes weigh you down
Quite the burden
When you know that
Your parents'll get hacked
As soon as you're not around

How you became that family genius
A smarty pants
You'll never quite understand
But you keep up the charade
So they don't take away
That precious family plan

So, stand tall and proud
You're the chosen one
Show 'em how the Bluetooth connection's done
They'll forget that you're still just a bum
'Cause you're a tech genius on the holidays

Yeah. You'll get their privacy settings right
So, Nana won't get catfished by the Serbians at night
Turn off motion smoothing so the movies don't look like shite
A tech genius on the holidays

Oh. At work you're completely hopeless
So dumb
And made the IT guy literally cry
Cried like a baby
But back home, you're like Galileo had a baby with Einstein

Resetting the route for the 63rd time
Telling Uncle Bernard that his girlfriend's actually AI
And teaching Aunt Sherri how to swipe right
A tech genius on the holi—
Making it more jolly
A tech genius on the holidays