"The Stall Door Crack" lyrics

Oh, who designed these stall doors
And why is there a crack?
He saw me with my pants down
And I can never take it back, oooohh
(The stall door crack)
Oooooohh
(Giving a panic attack)

I just wanted a place
Where I could feel safe
Thought you'd give that to me
But now it's too late
It's too late

We raised the Chrysler building
And flew up to the moon
But couldn't make a basic door
That stops someone from glancing at my pubes, oooohh
(The stall door crack)
Oooooohh
(Giving a panic attack)

I just wanted a place
Where I could feel safe
Thought you'd give that to me
But now it's too late
It's too late

Oh, who designed these stall doors
Without a vacant sign
Now whenever someone comes knocking
My half-naked self doesn't know how the hell to reply
Oooooohhh
And now they're locking eyes with mine
Oooooohhh
And now the memory's saved for all time
(The stall door crack)