"You're Welcome" lyrics

[Kurt:]
Aw, you can't just leave...

[Ram:]
Not when you're dressed like that...

[Veronica:]
Dressed like what? this is what I always wear

[Kurt:]
Yeah and it's torture!

[Ram:]
How can you expect us to control ourselves when you look like that?

[Veronica:]
Dear diary
Here we are in the dark fifty yards from my car
I could climb that tree, I'd never get that far...
They're a hundred pounds heavier, they have my keys
I'm a rat in a trap, correction:
I'm the cheese

[Kurt:]
Hey there girl, ignore this fool
He tries to play cool while he's dribbling drool

[Ram:]
Just trying to say in our friendly way
That you've gotten hotter like every day

[Kurt:]
Ow!

[Ram:]
Hey there girl, avoid this punk
He's hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk

[Kurt:]
There is no lie, that dog won't try
When a tasty treat like you walks by, cause

[Ram & Kurt:]
Once, you were geeky and nerdy
Now you're flirty, freaky, and dirty

[Kurt:]
You were nothing and nobody...

[Ram:]
...but now you're good enough to

[Kurt/Ram:]
Get with me! huh!

You're welcome, look where you are

You're welcome, you've won a football star!

You're welcome

[Ram:]
Baby, what's that smell?

[Kurt:]
That's the smell of me lovin' you well

[Both:]
You're welcome!

[Veronica:]
This is not a drill
This is not a bad dream
In a cow pasture, no one can hear you scream
Never break their stare, stay awake, stay aware
You're not in real danger 'til they grab your hair

[Ram:]
Come back girl, now don't play hurt
If you don't want me starin', why you wearin' that skirt?

[Kurt:]
We can't be tamed and we can't be blamed
It's all your fault that we're inflamed!

[Kurt/Ram:]
Cause once, you were grody and grotty

[Ram:]
Now you've got a body like a maserati!

[Kurt/Ram:]
Stroke my fur, make me purr..

[Kurt:]
Hey! you wanted to be

[Kurt/Ram:]
Popular!

[Kurt:]
Hit me!

[Ram:]
Huh!

[Both:]
You're welcome, look where you are

You're welcome, come get your football star

You're welcome

[Ram:]
You've joined the pros!

[Kurt:]
Once we squeeze you
You'll stay "squoze"

[Ram:]
You're welcome in my lap, welcome on my knee

[Kurt:]
Well, come on and get grabby in the grass with me!

[Veronica:]
I got one last chance to save my ass
What was that move from my self-defence class?

[Ram:]
I'll steal your heart like a thief
Bring you sweet relief

[Kurt:]
Call me wendy cause you never wonder

[Kurt/Ram:]
'Where's the beef?'

[Veronica:]
They're a powder keg
So don't yell or beg
Stay friendly
Then gently, accidentally sweep the leg

[Kurt:]
Ah! I fell in a mud-puddle!

[Ram:]
Gross! what'd you do that for?

That's not so nice!

[Veronica:]
Nicer than calling the cops. you're welcome

[Ram:]
Damn, I think I'm stuck!

You're welcome

[Veronica:]
This states got me real sunk

You're welcome

Hey girl, it's no big thing, come try a little mud wrestling!

You're welcome, come and jump right in!

You're welcome, rub it on your skin!

You're welcome, baby what's that smell?

[Veronica:]
Manure?

[Kurt:]
No, it's the smell of me loving you well!

[Veronica:]
Swell

[Ram:]
No, I be loving you well

[Veronica:]
See you in hell!

[Kurt:]
No, I be loving you well

[Ram:]
No, I be..

[Kurt:]
I be..

Loving, loving, loving, loving, loving her well!

[Kurt/Ram/Veronica:]
You're welcome!

You're welcome!

You're welcome!