"Kiss Kiss (XX) My Arse" lyrics

You will respect my pronouns!
Not all ladies have ovaries, some... have a penis

They say that I'm a he but I'm a she
Cos I gotta V and not a D
And I don't care what people say
I'll never be a him, or them or they

Cos I'm a real Biological Woman
A real Biological Woman
Cos you know I'm hot, I'm the original THOT
I was born this way, it's in my DNA
I'm a real Biological Woman

My baby has no gender
I hope it offends ya
Don't choke on ya woke
Joke!

White guilt is embedded in my genes
Got flags in my bio, take the knee
Fave song - From the River to the Sea
No job, but I bleed LGBT (Q+ ya bigot!)

Cos I'm a real Diabolical Lefty
A real Diabolical Lefty
Ideology, feeding hate in me
I'll intimidate, I'll indoctrinate
I'm a real Diabolical Lefty
A real Diabolical Lefty

Check your bias at the door, Greta T!
We identify as Zem, Zir & Zi
More rotations than a windy turby-B
Obese, with body positivity (Ya fat ****)

I love Cancel culture, virtue signally vulture
You can only be my mate if you can menstruate
I'm so far left, that you look far right
If you're pale, stale and male, get out of my sight

We've got 2 Dad's on every TV ad
No one wants a hetero, cos they're contraband
Welcome to Country - it's not your land!
(Well whose is it then?)
It's ya wife's boyfriend

All this privilege is yanking on my chain
While common sense it going down the drain
Doing hard time for my hate speech
You can shove all your opinions and beliefs

Cos I'm a real Pathological Snowflake
A real Pathological Snowflake
Trying to run the world, but we don't multiply
So stand aside, cos we're the DEI
I'm a real Pathological Snowflake

Trigger Alert! Trigger Alert!

A real Biological Woman
A real Diabolical Lefty
A real Pathological Snowflake
A real Biological Woman