"2016" lyrics

(Whoa, I haven't listened to this song since 2016
I wonder if the lyrics still hold up)

Yuh
It's 2016, it's my year
My music is timeless, look
(Hovey Benjamin made this beat)

I'm always one step ahead, listen, bro, you can't keep up
I drive fast electric cars, you in a dumb and ugly truck
Like a rocket ship, I'm going up, I'ma be rich as fuck
People love me like I'm Elon Musk

I feel like Elon (Oh no), I feel like Elon
I'm up on Mars, you on Earth with all peons
I feel like Elon (Bruh), I feel like Elon
Outter space to infinity and beyond (Man, what the hell?)

2016 is my year, I'm the hottest in my city
Someone get me to the Greek like I'm Russell Brand or Diddy
I got jokes like Louis C.K. but I still get respect
I'm a visionary artist, on these beats like Kanye West
I'ma steal your girl and make her feel adventurous
All it takes is just a little love and tenderness
Everybody fuck with me because I'm generous
I'm too nice, I feel like Ellen DeGeneres

(2016 was a different time)

I feel like Ellen, I feel like Ellen
Shorty thinking that she died and went to heaven
I feel like Ellen, I feel like Ellen
I treat everyone with kindness, I respect them

(Okay so it's Hovey from the present day here
I just gotta say, I don't condone, I don't support anybody mentioned in this song)

These people are pillars of our community
They have my full endorsement in perpetuity
(What? No, that's not true, look
Anybody listening to this, don't clip this out of context to make me look back, please)

I stand by every single word that I write
Listeners can share this song in any way that they like

(No, no no no no no no no...
What the hell was I thinking?
Sigh, this couldn't possibly get any worse)

Jared from Subway, Jared from Subway
Eating five dollar sandwiches to lose weight

(That's it, we're done here)