"Uncle Ron" lyrics

"Uncle Ron"

I love my Uncle Ron
He always looks out after me
Keeps me away from pornography
And bad things that might influence me
He's a city council man
He's important he's a big gun
He's gonna have some good clean fun
And make a lot of money off everyone

Goes around making accusations
He has political aspirations
Man about town he's quite the swinger
He's got the city around his finger
He has a vision of a city so clean
It won't be safe to have erotic dreams
So when you step in to his town
Don't get caught with your pants down

Uncle Ron
Censors everyone
Explicit in nature easy to get
Give it to Ron
He'll misconstrue it

[repeat all x3]

Uncle Ron
Uncle Ron
Uncle Ron

Uncle Ron
Uncle Ron
Uncle Ron


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