"Jason's Mom" lyrics
(Parody of "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains Of Wayne)
Jason's Mom has got it goin' on
Jason's Mom has got it goin' on
Jason's Mom has got it goin' on
Jason's Mom has got it goin' on
Jason, do you remember Camp wasn't so great?
(Wasn't so great)
The counsellors had lots of sex while you drowned in the lake
(Drowned in the lake)
But one woman stood by you when your life was taken
(Life was taken)
Yeah, she slaughtered them all and even killed Kevin Bacon
(After love makin')
I'm making sure that she's appreciated
She did it all for you and was decapitated
Jason's Mom has got it goin' on
With a body count that rivals her son's
Jason, can't you see the love behind her killing spree?
Whether her head's off or on
I'm in love with Jason's Mom
Jason's Mom has got it goin' on
Jason's Mom has got it goin' on
Jason do you remember camp in 79'
(Seventy-nine)
Your Mama paid us a visit and almost everyone died
(Everyone died)
Did you find the axe she left in Marcie's head?
(In Marcie's head)
She should have paid more attention when crazy Ralph said, "You're all doomed"
I know you're not so bad even with your Mommy issues
I'd be a killer too if mine killed everyone who screwed
Jason's Mom has got it goin' on
With a body count that rivals her son's
Jason, can't you see the love behind her killing spree?
Whether her head's off or on
I'm in love with Jason's Mom
But she's not the only one, don't forget that:
Norman Bate's Mom has got it goin' on
(Put a towel on)
Don't piss her off or shower for too long
(Bathing and bathing)
Psychos can't you we're mama's boys and proud to be
Whether she's dead or not
I'm in love with Jason's Mom ahh ahh ahhh ahh
I'm in love with Jason's Mom ahh ahh ahhh ahh
(Decapitated)
Jason, can't you see the love behind her killing spree?
Whether her Head's off or not
I'm in love with Jason's Mom
Jason's Mom has got it goin' on
Jason's Mom has got it goin' on
Jason's Mom has got it goin' on
Jason, do you remember Camp wasn't so great?
(Wasn't so great)
The counsellors had lots of sex while you drowned in the lake
(Drowned in the lake)
But one woman stood by you when your life was taken
(Life was taken)
Yeah, she slaughtered them all and even killed Kevin Bacon
(After love makin')
I'm making sure that she's appreciated
She did it all for you and was decapitated
Jason's Mom has got it goin' on
With a body count that rivals her son's
Jason, can't you see the love behind her killing spree?
Whether her head's off or on
I'm in love with Jason's Mom
Jason's Mom has got it goin' on
Jason's Mom has got it goin' on
Jason do you remember camp in 79'
(Seventy-nine)
Your Mama paid us a visit and almost everyone died
(Everyone died)
Did you find the axe she left in Marcie's head?
(In Marcie's head)
She should have paid more attention when crazy Ralph said, "You're all doomed"
I know you're not so bad even with your Mommy issues
I'd be a killer too if mine killed everyone who screwed
Jason's Mom has got it goin' on
With a body count that rivals her son's
Jason, can't you see the love behind her killing spree?
Whether her head's off or on
I'm in love with Jason's Mom
But she's not the only one, don't forget that:
Norman Bate's Mom has got it goin' on
(Put a towel on)
Don't piss her off or shower for too long
(Bathing and bathing)
Psychos can't you we're mama's boys and proud to be
Whether she's dead or not
I'm in love with Jason's Mom ahh ahh ahhh ahh
I'm in love with Jason's Mom ahh ahh ahhh ahh
(Decapitated)
Jason, can't you see the love behind her killing spree?
Whether her Head's off or not
I'm in love with Jason's Mom
Writer(s): Joe Occhiuti, Spencer Charnas
