"Sweet Betsy From Pike" lyrics

"Sweet Betsy From Pike"

Do you remember sweet Betsy from Pike?
She crossed the wide prairies with her lover Ike
With two yoke of cattle and one spottled hog
And a tall Shanghai rooster and an old yellow dog

They soon reached the desert where Betsy gave out
And down in the sand she lay rolling about
Ike half distracted looked on in surprise
Saying, "Betsy, get up, you'll get sand in your eyes"

Sweet Betsy got up in a great deal of pain
She declared she'd go back to Pike County again
But Ihe, he just sighed then they fondly embraced
So he traveled along with his arm 'round her waist

They swam the wide rivers and climbed the tall peaks
They camped upon prairies for weeks upon weeks
Starvation and cholera, hard work and slaughter
They reached California 'spite of hell and high water

Then a miner said, "Betsy, will you dance with me?"
She answers, "I will if you want make two free
I can't dance too hard, do you want to know why?
Because I'm so full of that strong alkali"

This Pike County couple got married, of course
But Ike became jealous, obtained a divorce
And Betsy, well-satisfied, said with a shout
"Goodbye, you big lummox, I'm glad you backed out!"


You May Also Like
David Bowie - "Rebel Rebel" Doo doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo Doo doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo Doo doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo You've got your mother in a whirl She's not sure if you're a boy or a girl Hey, babe, your hair's...
The Stooges - "I Wanna Be Your Dog" So messed up I want you here In my room I want you here Now we're gonna be face-to-face And I'll lay right down in my favorite place And now I wanna be your dog Now I wanna be your dog Now I wanna...
The Velvet Underground & Nico - "Heroin" I don't know just where I'm going But I'm gonna try for the kingdom, if I can 'Cause it makes me feel like I'm a man When I put a spike into my vein And I'll tell ya, things aren't quite the same...
Devo - "Mongoloid" Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid Happier than you and me Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid And it determined what he could see Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid One chromosome too many Mongoloid, he was a...
L7 - "Shitlist" When I get mad and I get pissed I grab my pen and I write out a list Of all the people who won't be missed You've made my shitlist For all the ones who put me out (shitlist) For all the ones who...