"Shorty's Got to Go" lyrics

I was a long way from home
And I didn't know what to do
So I picked up the telephone
Because I felt so blue

Another telephone kept ringin'
Rang 'til it got dizzy
When a big bass voice jumped up and said
(Stop ringin' me 'cause I'm busy)

I said, "Who is you?", he said, "Who is you?"
I said, "My name's Mr. Butler"
He said, "Who is you?", I said, "Who is you?"
He said, "My name is Shorty Jones"

Get out of my house, get out of my house
Get out of my house, you louse (Yeah)
Let the door hit you where the dog bit you
Get out, get out

Has anybody here seen Shorty? (No)
Does anybody here know Shorty? (Why?)
You tell that guy he's got to die
Shorty's got to go

Shorty's got to go
Shorty's got to go
He took my hat, that [?] rat
Shorty's got to go

Well, he took my last pair of underwear
(Shorty's got to go)
Stole my dog, my fattest [?]
(Shorty's got to go)
Well, he took my last chew of tobacco too
(Shorty's got to go)

Does anybody here know Shorty? (No)
Does anybody here know Shorty? (Why)
He took my wife and wrecked her life
Shorty's got to go

Shorty's got to go
Shorty's got to go
Shorty's got to go