"Deck The Jaws" lyrics
It's Christmas time, ICP once again chippin' you off
With that fuckin' dope-ass Christmas jam, motherfacko
I see you when you're sleeping
I know when you're awake (Know what I'm saying?)
I know if you've been bad or good (Right)
But I'll kill you anyway (Ha ha)
Deck the jaws with fists full of fury
Killer clown in a snow flurry
J Kringle with a new single
A jingle to make neden holes tingle
They wanna mingle with a killer, jolly and fat
And a bright red dot
Ho ho ho ho ho
Pat pat in your back go the bullet holes
Rudolph got a red nose, but he got gang raped (Oh)
Now he got a red butt, too
The other reindeers, it's a whole lot of pain here
North Pole bullies off the chain, yeah
Jolly but jelly, rob for your celly (Ha)
Everybody drunk, rotgut in they belly
And the elves sell crack out the back of an igloo (Woo)
Even little kids do (Know that)
They deck the jaws!
Ho ho ho (Ho ho ho)
Truth is they don't play in the North Pole (Oh)
Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho, you better pause (Yo)
Don't trust the elves or Santa Claus (Woo)
Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho (Ho ho ho)
Truth is they don't play in the North Pole (Oh)
Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho, you better pause (Yo)
Don't trust the elves or Santa Claus
Deck the jaws!
Faygo soda pop drop top pop fizz bubbles
The North Pole is all liquor stores
Strung-out little kids and addicted whores
Santa Claus is the town drunk and the mayor
So we ain't got a prayer, oh man
Outdoors, you should not go, man
We got abominable snow man (Woo)
Yo, and I ain't talkin' 'bout the snow on the floor man
I'm talkin' 'bout cocaine! (Fuck yeah)
Sweat shop toy shops ran by an old cyclops
With snipers in a sky box
To escape, that is all (You know what's up)
Your brain matter splatters wall (God damn)
Grinch is the kingpin of the west side
Succeeding the rest who died (Yeah)
Hated by Santa, they used to ride long ago
But fell out over a ho
Ho ho ho (Ho ho ho)
Truth is they don't play in the North Pole (Oh)
Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho, you better pause (Yo)
Don't trust the elves or Santa Claus (Woo)
Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho (Ho ho ho)
Truth is they don't play in the North Pole (Oh)
Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho, you better pause (Yo)
Don't trust the elves or Santa Claus
Deck the jaws!
It's dark all year here, I won't lie, man
Santa's sleigh is famous in Thailand
When the fat man pull up, cheers the whores
'Cause they know everybody scores
Yeah, they gettin' paid tonight
Hittin' twenty-five hoes when he lay the pipe (Motherfucker)
And Miss Claus sho'nuff bag tail
I heard the ho fucked Buff Bagwell
Jaws get checked in the North Pole (North Pole)
Shit's out of control, bank rolls swole
Clothes get stole, left naked and freezy
But lucky no trigger squeeze
Fuck no, they needs no reason
Your brain's in the snow, appeasin'
The North Pole's a toilet bowl, fuck Santa Claus
They deck the jaws
Ho ho ho (Ho ho ho)
Truth is they don't play in the North Pole (Oh)
Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho, you better pause (Yo)
Don't trust the elves or Santa Claus (Woo)
Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho (Ho ho ho)
Truth is they don't play in the North Pole (Oh)
Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho, you better pause (Yo)
Don't trust the elves or Santa Claus
Deck the jaws!
Faygo soda pop drop top pop fizz bubbles
Ho ho ho!
Ho ho ho! Fizz bubbles (Deck the jaws)
Ho! Fizz! Ho! Fizz!
Ho ho ho! Fizz bubbles (Deck the jaws)
Fuck around, come through the North Pole
And get your ass stabbed with a shiv!
Fizz bubbles (Deck the jaws)
Ho ho ho!
Faygo soda pop drop top pop fizz bubbles (Deck the jaws)
With that fuckin' dope-ass Christmas jam, motherfacko
I see you when you're sleeping
I know when you're awake (Know what I'm saying?)
I know if you've been bad or good (Right)
But I'll kill you anyway (Ha ha)
Deck the jaws with fists full of fury
Killer clown in a snow flurry
J Kringle with a new single
A jingle to make neden holes tingle
They wanna mingle with a killer, jolly and fat
And a bright red dot
Ho ho ho ho ho
Pat pat in your back go the bullet holes
Rudolph got a red nose, but he got gang raped (Oh)
Now he got a red butt, too
The other reindeers, it's a whole lot of pain here
North Pole bullies off the chain, yeah
Jolly but jelly, rob for your celly (Ha)
Everybody drunk, rotgut in they belly
And the elves sell crack out the back of an igloo (Woo)
Even little kids do (Know that)
They deck the jaws!
Ho ho ho (Ho ho ho)
Truth is they don't play in the North Pole (Oh)
Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho, you better pause (Yo)
Don't trust the elves or Santa Claus (Woo)
Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho (Ho ho ho)
Truth is they don't play in the North Pole (Oh)
Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho, you better pause (Yo)
Don't trust the elves or Santa Claus
Deck the jaws!
Faygo soda pop drop top pop fizz bubbles
The North Pole is all liquor stores
Strung-out little kids and addicted whores
Santa Claus is the town drunk and the mayor
So we ain't got a prayer, oh man
Outdoors, you should not go, man
We got abominable snow man (Woo)
Yo, and I ain't talkin' 'bout the snow on the floor man
I'm talkin' 'bout cocaine! (Fuck yeah)
Sweat shop toy shops ran by an old cyclops
With snipers in a sky box
To escape, that is all (You know what's up)
Your brain matter splatters wall (God damn)
Grinch is the kingpin of the west side
Succeeding the rest who died (Yeah)
Hated by Santa, they used to ride long ago
But fell out over a ho
Ho ho ho (Ho ho ho)
Truth is they don't play in the North Pole (Oh)
Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho, you better pause (Yo)
Don't trust the elves or Santa Claus (Woo)
Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho (Ho ho ho)
Truth is they don't play in the North Pole (Oh)
Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho, you better pause (Yo)
Don't trust the elves or Santa Claus
Deck the jaws!
It's dark all year here, I won't lie, man
Santa's sleigh is famous in Thailand
When the fat man pull up, cheers the whores
'Cause they know everybody scores
Yeah, they gettin' paid tonight
Hittin' twenty-five hoes when he lay the pipe (Motherfucker)
And Miss Claus sho'nuff bag tail
I heard the ho fucked Buff Bagwell
Jaws get checked in the North Pole (North Pole)
Shit's out of control, bank rolls swole
Clothes get stole, left naked and freezy
But lucky no trigger squeeze
Fuck no, they needs no reason
Your brain's in the snow, appeasin'
The North Pole's a toilet bowl, fuck Santa Claus
They deck the jaws
Ho ho ho (Ho ho ho)
Truth is they don't play in the North Pole (Oh)
Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho, you better pause (Yo)
Don't trust the elves or Santa Claus (Woo)
Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho (Ho ho ho)
Truth is they don't play in the North Pole (Oh)
Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho, you better pause (Yo)
Don't trust the elves or Santa Claus
Deck the jaws!
Faygo soda pop drop top pop fizz bubbles
Ho ho ho!
Ho ho ho! Fizz bubbles (Deck the jaws)
Ho! Fizz! Ho! Fizz!
Ho ho ho! Fizz bubbles (Deck the jaws)
Fuck around, come through the North Pole
And get your ass stabbed with a shiv!
Fizz bubbles (Deck the jaws)
Ho ho ho!
Faygo soda pop drop top pop fizz bubbles (Deck the jaws)
