"THAT SUCKS!" lyrics

Isn't it awful
When your check engine light comes on and
You just got an oil change on it
Then your gas runs out, so now you're walking (you're walking)
And now my fucking feet hurt
And it's hot outside, feel like a fever
And the sweat starts coming through my t-shirt
Then I remember I forgot to pay the meter
Damn

Can't help but think it could be my fault
If everything around me's unreliable
And maybe I'm the asshole
If everyone I talk to is an asshole
Hmpf
I didn't sign up for this
Nobody told me I'd have to put up with this shit
Feel like they owe me
Just for the inconvenience the world has shown me
This whole entire situation is baloney
It feels like every time I blink I miss the best part
And everyone I've ever met was given headstarts
But if you said I was entitled to a re-start
I wouldn't do it again

Isn't it awful
When your dog takes a piss on the carpet
And you just ran out of paper towels
So you don't got shit to clean it up with (up with)
So you head out to the market
It's a 10-minute walk and you're starving
But you already left your apartment
Then you remember you forgot to bring your wallet
Damn

Can't help but think it could be my fault
If everything around me's unreliable
And maybe I'm the asshole
If everyone I talk to is an asshole
Hmpf
I didn't sign up for this
Nobody told me I'd have to put up with this shit
Feel like they owe me
Just for the inconvenience the world has shown me
This whole entire situation is baloney
It feels like every time I blink I miss the best part
And everyone I've ever met was given headstarts
But if you said I was entitled to a re-start
I wouldn't do it again