"Diane" lyrics

I love women yes I do
They're God's greatest creatures and works of art, too
But if I'm being honest there's one that I can't stand
Cause Lord knows I'm a feminist except for Diane

She's a man-stealing home-wrecking son of a gun
If she can't have your husband, she'll set eyes for your son
She's a gaslighting, gatekeeping son of a runt
And if I'm being honest I just call her a...

Real piece of work in a two piece suit
Her two faces are fugly too

I support women's rights and wrongdoings
Hard to believe what I'm singing this song to ya
The whole time I got her name wrong
'Cause her real name's Anne, but I say go Diane
Go, go, go Diane
Go, go, go Diane
Go, go, go Diane
Her name's Anne, but I say go Diane

No need for cable in this whole town
When Neighbourhood Watch is what it's all about
And nothing makes the block talk
Like seeing what door she knocks
If a car pulls up you know it's going down

No need for pay per view
With windows right in front of you
Every weekend there's a Friday night lights
And when she's sleeping with the congregation
I don't feel so bad in sayin' what I have about our girl Diane

A real piece of work in a two piece suit
Her two faces are fugly too

I support women's rights and wrongdoings
Hard to believe what I'm singing this song to ya
The whole time I got her name wrong
'Cause her real name's Anne, but I say go Diane
Go, go, go Diane
Go, go, go Diane
Go, go, go Diane
Her name's Anne, but I say go Die - Anne