"Bullshit" lyrics

I went down to my office
Just to pick up my check
And stumbled into a meeting
Sunk up to my neck
They had the wheels of bullshit a-spinnin'
And they sounded just a bit like this

"I hear you
Let me speak to that"
There's a whole lot you said
That we need to unpack
What you're saying really resonates
With me and the team
And that's synergy
Authenticity

How's your work-life balance?
I'm just touching base
We're gonna table your concerns
For a later date
We're gonna circle back
But we can pivot right here
Thanks for your input
We're all ears

I got the corporate speak
And a sterile mind
If you're lookin' for me
I'll be a-standin' in line
And if the glacier of bullshit ever comes unglued
I'll have something to say
If the statement's approved

The company won't give a damn
When the shit really hits the fan
You'll be the only one to help
So, it's important just to be yourself

At UPS, just be yourself
Walmart? Just be yourself
Wells Fargo? Just be yourself or dead
Amazon? Be yourself
In the Amazon?
Be yourself
It'll help

At the end of the day
It is just what it is
Live, laugh, love, and keep calm and carry on your shit