"Cows" lyrics

Happy cows chewing and a-mooing
Happy cows love doing what they're doing
Happy cows posses the propensity to have a best cow friend
How I wish it were me
Happy cows

Now, cows got a stomach with four compartments
Tell you what they are just in case you forgot
You got the rumen, reticulum, omasum, abomasum
Grass is hard to digest, and they just can't pass it up
They like it too much

Now, a cow can see
360 degrees
Except the front of their nose
They're just as blind as can be
But a cow could smell trouble 6 miles down the road
So, you best get a bath and scrub your smelly old toes
Or you'll scare off the cows

Now, a cow and a calf got real milk power
Seven gallons a day just walking 'round in the flowers
And a cow ain't particularly literary
But there's a big moo cow vocabulary
A moo for joy
A moo for danger
Every cow's got a voice
So, don't go mooing at strangers

Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo

Miss me with the mad cow, sad cow, disaffected bad cow
All I want is happy cows
I think we got to know how green-grassing
And big compassion for happy cows
Let domestication
Be your education
No, we wouldn't be far without a good relation
With cows