"Dogs" lyrics
Runnin' round, climbing ladders, dodgin' shoots
Playing twister in a minefield
With guitars and army boots
And I was worried bout my buddies, if they'd have my back
We used to have different opinions
Now we got different facts
"You gotta break a few eggs for an omelet"
I heard somebody preach
Well, where the hell is my omelet?
I been cracked and now I'd like some quiche
At this point, I'll take a dog
I'll take a dog and let him lead
Yeah, we can vote on the lawn one nation under dog
And he'll be loyal as he can be
I watched some Netflix some C-SPAN and most of Disney+
I saw an old man drop the torch, saw 'em stumble off the teleprompt
Pause, repeat line
And Old MacDonald had a farm and a hillbilly elegy
Yeah, a plastic Jesus bigot southern boy phony figurine
But he's advanced
Some serious folks dropped some serious balls
The folks whose job's to handle balls
And now the blame is one hot potato
You pass to someone else to take the fall
At this point, I'll take a dog
I'll take a dog and let him lead
Yeah, we can vote on the lawn one nation under dog
And he'll be loyal as he can be
Woof, man
Yeah, a golden retriever ain't no great deceiver
And a Labrador don't lie
I'd trust a Siberian husky with all of this money
I'd even trust a pug before I trust these guys
Give the whole nation to a Dalmatian
Grant the eagle to the beagle
It don't matter what breed
Hand a poodle the reigns
I know it sounds insane
But if we're gonna act like 'em, they might as well lead
At this point, I'll take a dog
I'll take a dog and let him lead
Yeah, we can vote on the lawn one nation under dog
And he'll be loyal as he can be
Playing twister in a minefield
With guitars and army boots
And I was worried bout my buddies, if they'd have my back
We used to have different opinions
Now we got different facts
"You gotta break a few eggs for an omelet"
I heard somebody preach
Well, where the hell is my omelet?
I been cracked and now I'd like some quiche
At this point, I'll take a dog
I'll take a dog and let him lead
Yeah, we can vote on the lawn one nation under dog
And he'll be loyal as he can be
I watched some Netflix some C-SPAN and most of Disney+
I saw an old man drop the torch, saw 'em stumble off the teleprompt
Pause, repeat line
And Old MacDonald had a farm and a hillbilly elegy
Yeah, a plastic Jesus bigot southern boy phony figurine
But he's advanced
Some serious folks dropped some serious balls
The folks whose job's to handle balls
And now the blame is one hot potato
You pass to someone else to take the fall
At this point, I'll take a dog
I'll take a dog and let him lead
Yeah, we can vote on the lawn one nation under dog
And he'll be loyal as he can be
Woof, man
Yeah, a golden retriever ain't no great deceiver
And a Labrador don't lie
I'd trust a Siberian husky with all of this money
I'd even trust a pug before I trust these guys
Give the whole nation to a Dalmatian
Grant the eagle to the beagle
It don't matter what breed
Hand a poodle the reigns
I know it sounds insane
But if we're gonna act like 'em, they might as well lead
At this point, I'll take a dog
I'll take a dog and let him lead
Yeah, we can vote on the lawn one nation under dog
And he'll be loyal as he can be
