Jesse Welles - Happy Thanksgiving Lyrics

Jesse Welles Lyrics

"Happy Thanksgiving"

Happy thanksgiving
Shut up
Quit your whining big snowflake
Happy Thanksgiving
Shut up
Eat the pie you didn't bake

Let me tell you: back in my day
In the good old days
We said "Yes, sir"
And "No, ma'am"
Happy Thanksgiving
You're welcome
Close your mouth, when you're eating my ham

Happy Thanksgiving
Shut up
Our founding fathers woulda been disgraced
Your calling Uber a job
This nation's under a god
Jesus, Mary, Joseph and John Wayne

You know we heard about Matt Gaetz
We wish him well
But the only cabinet of concern
Is the liquor we'll hit later
Maybe after the taters
Just don't go telling aunt Lavern

Happy Thanksgiving
I told you there's aliens
I ain't got no money for you to borrow
It's turkey day
Watch the game and the big parade
We invade Iran tomorrow

Happy Thanksgiving
Eat your corn
Quit your bitching about the Ukraine
Happy Thanksgiving
Shut up
All's quiet on the western brain

Happy Thanksgiving

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