"Ozempic" lyrics

Is your hunger a source of guilt and shame?
Did they tell you your DNA's to blame?
Did they sell you an injection
Just to help stand your reflection?
Did the doctor recommend this novel way?

Chemical-assisted self-starvation
Is the biggest fad in all the nation
Semaglutide tells the brain
That your blood sugar's okay
Then your brain tells your stomach
"Slow down dagummit"
And the pounds just melt away

Novo Nordisk is profiteering
Carpet bagging elixir peddling
Mafia masquerading as the help
The food is poison that's the source
If the hay is bad you don't whip the horse
Tell all these parasitic companies to crawl back down to hell

Whoa

The chemicals from pharmaceutic waste
They don't degrade they just bioaccumulate
They leech down into the ecosystem
Hurt the fishes and amphibians
Ozempic, baby, you keep being great

If you're getting a hunch
There ain't no free lunch
If it sounds to swell like a fairy tale
If it's too good to be true
Then making a lab rat out of you

If Eli Lilly and ole Novo want to make this world less hard
Dump Wegovy on a famine then they'll never know they're starving

Novo Nordisk is carpet bagging elixir peddling profiteering
Mafia masquerading as the help
The food is poison that's the source
If the hay is bad you don't whip the horse
Tell all these parasitic companies to crawl back down to hell