"Pizza" lyrics

It ain't delivery
It's deliverance from the misery of this existence
Round pie, square box
You can't tell me life sucks
I got pizza

From the great walls of China to the pyramids of Giza
Everybody needs themselves their own slice of pizza
From the mozzarella mountains to the marinara prairies
Pizza

I got a lust
For the crust
It's the only crust I'll eat
Typically the word "crust" ain't indicative of treats
You can take it
You can bake it
But you never can fake it
Pizza

Meat sweats, meat tears
Meat hopes, meat fears
When no one else will listen
Pizza

Life is like a pizza
Some are big and some are small
No matter who you are
The oven bakes us all

Well, you can count on me to meet you at the leaning tower of cheesa
And you know I'll understand it
'Cause I've been to pizza planet
Cut the cheese, stir the sauce
Give the dough a toss
Pizza

When I get this feeling
There ain't really no concealing
I can't justify my need
For such a large amount of cheese

Pizza is for everyone
That's why I always sing
Pizza