"Shirley Not" lyrics

Up from the depths of Mormon shelter
Came a child of the corn
Latter Day dismantler
A simple saint to stir a storm
Every day there go down countless cons and double-dealing scams
If the swindling men had lighter skin, no one would give a damn
There are idiots and innocents
More the former than the latter
We would like to thank you all for your attention to this matter
What the hell went down in Minneapolis
I get the low down
Sorry feeling that no one will pay for this
When the infantile co-opted cosplay journalist was done
Amplified by Papa Groc and Peter Thiel's misshapen son
Operation metro surge was already angry, badged and armed
Given everything but training not to shoot women in cars
There's distraction and destruction
They use the latter for the former
Violence and prejudice will masquerade as law and order
The convenience of disruption amid a scandal so obscene
Must be the work of the benevolent
Shirley, you know what that means

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