"Take Me Home, Country Drones" lyrics

You may have had a rough year, but was it whistleblower hard?
You can go ahead and mark "space invasion" off your bingo card
It's a proven fact
You ain't gotta be Alex Jones
To say, "Mama, look up, there's a bunch of drones."
And if you ask Uncle Sammy what he's got cooking
He'll say, "If you don't like what you see, it's your own damn fault for looking."

Whatever's going on, sure seems giant
I never thought aliens would be FAA compliant
Whoa! From Utah to Wisconsin to West Virginia, what the hell's in New Jersey?
What's the agenda?
Take me home, country drones!
Beam me up or leave me alone

You can ask the Pentagon
They'll tell you something's wrong
With your eyes, yeah, they're the most expensive polygon
That's ever been commissioned to lie
The FAA looks at the DoD
Well, the FBI looks at you and me
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a UAE
Hovering over the nation
It's a drone as big as an SUV
Flying in Dorito formation

Whatever's going on, sure seems giant
I never thought aliens would be FAA compliant
Whoa! From Utah to Wisconsin to West Virginia, what the hell's in New Jersey?
What's the agenda?
Take me home, country drones
Beam me up or leave me alone