"Truth Social" lyrics

Late last night I was sitting there wondering
'Bout the heming and the hawing, and the lightning, and thundering
I'd only ever seen it in screenshots of the old man going postal
So, I made an account on Truth Social

I saw AI tits
And tantrums, and fits
I got a digital hit of Ivermectin
I saw a meme of the king in the arms of Jesus
I'll admit it was a strange direction
All caps, no breaks
And some real hot takes
And they really only like the whites
It was a "Christ is King"
I got a bit ding a ling
We're gonna blow you up with all our might

Misinterpreted verses in cursive dispersed upon memes made in MS Pain
It was a Michelin
It was a gourmet blend
A cornucopia of Christian hate

Now, I don't need more proof
I can't handle the truth
I got all that I need from my toes to my tooth
I've been to X and I've been to Threads
This was a cyber senior care of empty threats

If your first 50 years are spent without a computer
Then the Internet's gonna melt your brain, my duder
Make a bargain and let me save you from the peril
You get off of the truth, I'll take you out to Cracker Barrel