"Tylenol" lyrics

Back in April RFK went on the TV
He said a lot of stuff could use my fixing
If you'll remember
He said by September
He would get down to the bottom of
Autism
Well the days ticked by and the time arrived
And he didn't have-a much to show
He was getting pretty stressed until he looked into his desk
And found a bottle of Tylenol

Tylen-all our problems start with
Tylenol
I'm so glad we found the one and only
Cause of it all
Who needs evidence
When your pals the president
And you're standing with the great
Wizard of Oz-Mahahaha

Tylen-all our problems stem
From acetaminophen
Oh give me credit where it counts
At least I managed to pronounce
Well the problems in the cabinet
Problems in the purse
Sure a fever kills a baby but the Tylenols worse
It ain't the pesticides the processed foods
Or pollution seeping in
And it wouldn't
Simply couldn't
Never ever be the men
What's this strange preoccupation
Neurodivergent folk fixation
What exactly are they striking out to fix
If the people aren't convinced
With your hateful rhetoric
Perhaps the melody resides with all you dicks

Tylen-all our problems start with
Tylenol
I'm so glad we found the one and only
Cause of it all
Who needs evidence
When your pals the president
And you're standing with the great
Wizard of Oz-Mahahaha