"Merry Nothin" lyrics

One year ago, it was snowin' like crazy
And we bought two sleds and a bottle
Ran to the top of the hill and you raced me back down
And we kissed at the bottom
Memories we made that are useless today
And that I wish I could have forgotten
'Cause early December, we finally broke up
But now Christmas feels just like a coffin

We could have waited
'Til after the parties when everyone asked where you were
Eyy, eyy

Merry Christmas, merry nothing
This December sucks
I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere
Santa Claus ain't real
He's fake just like most people
(Fake just like most people, fake just like most people)
Christmas, merry nothing
This December sucks
I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere
Santa Claus ain't real
He's fake just like most people
(Fake just like most people, fake just like most people)

Santa's fake just like most people
(Fake just like most people)

I can't walk into a mall
'Cause this holiday music makes me want to die
Every time I see a snowman, it's mood
'Cause that's really how I feel inside
Everything's red or it's green
But the coca is white
And lonely is blue
All that I want this Christmas is amnesia
And good dick from somebody new

We could have waited
'Til after the parties when everyone asked where you were
Eyy, eyy

Merry Christmas, merry nothing
This December sucks
I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere
Santa Claus ain't real
He's fake just like most people
(Fake just like most people, fake just like most people)
Christmas, merry nothing
This December sucks
I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere
Santa Claus ain't real
He's fake just like most people
(Fake just like most people, fake just like most people)

Santa's fake just like most people
(Fake just like most people)