"I've Got Just The Thing For You" lyrics

I ain't got a great big car
I ain't got no caviar
But I've got just the thing for you

I ain't got a great big yacht
I ain't got on cotton crop
But I've got just the thing for you

Two big arms to hold you tight
And they'll squeeze both day and night
In a little bungalow for two

I ain't got no diamond rings
And all those other pretty things
But I've got just the thing for you

I ain't got a pot of gold
But who could hug a pot of gold?
So, I've got just the thing for you

I ain't got a great big plan
Ain't gonna be the richest man
But I've got just the thing for you

Gotta great big heart that's full of love
All it needs is little shove
And that heart will beat for only you

I ain't got no ships at sea
But that won't ever bother me
'Cause I've got just the thing for you

I ain't got a palace grand
I ain't got no bottom land
But I've got just the thing for you

I ain't got no income tax
It may sound funny but it's facts
But I've got just the thing for you

Got two cents and a wishin' well
Can't she hear those weddin' bells
They're ringin' out for me and you

I ain't got no cash on hand
Can't even pay the preacher man
But I've got just the thing for you