Joey McIntyre & Cast of DRAG: The Musical - Straight Man Lyrics

Joey McIntyre & Cast of DRAG: The Musical Lyrics

"Straight Man"
(from "DRAG: The Musical" soundtrack)

I like Star Wars and Pearl Jam and beer in a can
I'm just a straight man
I wash my mustang on Sundays and golf with the dads
I'm just a straight man

Oh, what's a heterosexual to do?

I always know the directions so I never ask
I'm just a straight man
I might not be so fantabulous I'm clearly not gay
I was just born this way

I don't watch Golden Girls, I just watch the news

I'm just a straight man (He's just a straight man)
A bourbon and steaks man (Straight, straight, straight)
Straight man (Straight man)
Straight man (Straight man)

Straight, straight, straight
Straight, straight, straight

Straight man (Straight man)
Straight man

Straight, straight, straight
Straight, straight, straight
Straight, straight, straight
Straight, straight, straight
Straight, straight, straight

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"Straight Man" lyrics

Joey McIntyre & Cast of DRAG: The Musical Lyrics