"INVE$TOR" lyrics
Hey yo, I need an investor, investor
'Cause trying to do it all alone's such a pester
Yessir, investor, investor, investor
Everybody wants to be a superstar
But they don't realize that it takes a whole lot of money
I don't know if I'mma make it there without an investor
Hey yo, hey yo, fuck you bitch
I've had about e-fucking-nough you, bitch
Speaking on me like you know me, homie, suck two dicks
You're like a pimple on my nuts, you're full of pus, you itch
And even though you ain't shit, I'mma flush you, bitch
Don't think I didn't read the comments that you left on my shit
Let me ever see you in person and I'm checking you quick
I'm 'bout to teach a fucking lesson in respect to you twits
After I'm done with this woman, you punks are next on the list!
Bitch!
(Why the fuck are you so mad?)
'Cause these fucking little idiots on the internet
Are speaking on my business affairs when they don't know shit!
(Well why don't you just tell them what's up, then?)
Because fuck them!... Well... fuck it
Allow me to tell you all what's up without the rhetoric spun
A kid died, now she 'bout to see some settlement funds
She had a dream of doing music that was never begun
And now she finally wants to do it off the death of her son
She reaches out to hella rappers trying to break in the door
And one of the only ones to give her the time was J. to the O
I'm thinking, poor girl, can't even imagine the shit you've been through
But I wanted to do whatever I could to make the vision come true
She was a poor single mother up in Aberdeen, Scotland
Trying to make a little money off the rappers she's shoppin'
And we were working on our projects for months and months
And months, haha, yeah, just like that
We got a whole lot closer and she started catching feelings
But I told her I was married just to keep it on the real
She took it hard, I didn't realize the damage I did
With a punch, yeah, yo, it came back
When we were talking one night, she asked me what the fuck was wrong
She could hear it in my voice, I told her what was going on
I was stressing over bills, trying to come up with rent
And California ate my savings, all the money was spent
She said, "Aithen, I want to help you be the best you can be
I ain't spending a cent of this settlement check on me
There's twenty grand in your PayPal, except for the fee
All you gotta do is accept and agree, and I'll be your
Hey yo, I need an investor, investor
'Cause trying to do it all alone's such a pester
Yessir, investor, investor, investor
Everybody wants to be a superstar
But they don't realize that it takes a whole lot of money
I don't know if I'mma make it there without an investor
I said, "Frances, that's too much money to give
You need to keep it for yourself and your other two kids
While I appreciate the sentiment - I love what you did
You can't just give it all away, you need that money to live"
She said, "Aithen, I want to help you, accept it at once
That was blood money that came from the death of my son
So if I use it on myself, it just would be wrong
All I ask is that you take care of my kids when I'm gone"
"When you're gone? What are you talking about?"
"Listen, Aithen, I'm sick
I have a terminal condition and it's taking me quick"
"Wait, you never told me that before"
"I know, I didn't want you to worry
Now Aithen, listen, go accept that money and hurry
It's a gift from me to you, I want to see you succeed
No one ever has your back, I want to be what you need
You're gonna make it, it's just a matter of time, it's true
Just remember me and my kids when you finally do"
Hey yo, I thought about it all, and with a breath and a click
I just finally said, "fuck it," and accepted the gift
I thought that God had straight answered my prayers
'Cause I was broke as can be ('cause I was broke as can be)
Yeah, listen, but then a year or so later, she spent all of her dough
Then came back, saying I need to pay her all that I owe
And if I didn't, then she'd tell the whole world
That the Jokerr's a thief (like, what the fuck? Listen)
I said, "Frankie, I can help you if you're hurtin' for cash
You're really good at reaching out, you've got a certain pizzazz
Why don't you help to get me clients for my services, then?
Take a 50% commission on the work that you bring"
She said, "No, you need to give me one thousand a week
Or I'll ruin your reputation, you'll be out on the street"
"Frances, what the hell, I'm still barely making it now
You sent me money to help me and now you're shaking me down?
What happened to believing in me, all the shit that you said?
You wanted to help me and to remember both your kids when you're dead?
What happened to loving me like a brother, I assume that was shit
'Cause if you love me, why the fuck would you do me like this?
Look, I did everything I could to try to talk it out nice
Now you're extorting me and fucking cyberstalking my wife?
You got me fucked-up, crazy, lying dubious bitch
Now you're a fucking enemy, instead of you being just an"
Hey yo, I need an investor, investor
'Cause trying to do it all alone's such a pester
Yessir, investor, investor, investor
Everybody wants to be a superstar
But they don't realize that it takes a whole lot of money
I don't know if I'mma make it there without an investor
So turns out, she was never sick, it was one big lie
She lost custody of her kids when her son did die
The high six-figure settlement she got from his death
She mismanaged and handed out till there was not any left
She gave her money out to rappers all over the globe
And put them on her shitty record label hoping they'd blow
And when they didn't and she went broke, lo and behold
The gift that she gave me turned into a loan that I owed
But even still, I tried to help her much as I could
But it quickly became apparent she was up to no good
'Cause every option I proposed that could actually help
She ignored and went back to demanding cash for herself
And then for six years, she just tried to damage my name
Saying everything that she could on a slander campaign
And what's fucked up is how much attention she got
Using her own dead son as a sympathy prop
Now listen, I'm not trying to say I'm perfect in this
If I could go back, I never would have worked with this bitch
I should have seen the flags around her were glaringly red
But my financial situation made me bury my head
I took money without a contract, big mistake
That's how you leave yourself open to getting bit by snakes
Like Frances Healy, the cancer is twisted and evil
Using her own dead children to manipulate people
It's so fucked up, but that's the way that it goes
When doing business, you can never leave your bases exposed
You need to know that every moment when you're building a brand
That everybody's out to get you, and they will if they can
And if you ever need some capital to kick it in gear
Just be cautious of who you take it from, 'cause niggas are weird
You'll find yourself in situations you never wanted to see
If you ain't careful as fuck with whoever's wanting to be your
Hey yo, I need an investor, investor
'Cause trying to do it all alone's such a pester
Yessir, investor, investor, investor
Everybody wants to be a superstar
But they don't realize that it takes a whole lot of money
I don't know if I'mma make it there without an investor
Hey yo, I need an investor, investor
'Cause trying to do it all alone's such a pester
Yessir, investor, investor, investor
Everybody wants to be a superstar
But they don't realize that it takes a whole lot of money
I don't know if I'mma make it there without an investor
Hey yo, I need an investor, investor
'Cause trying to do it all alone's such a pester
Yessir, investor, investor, investor
Everybody wants to be a superstar
But they don't realize that it takes a whole lot of money
I don't know if I'mma make it there without an investor
'Cause trying to do it all alone's such a pester
Yessir, investor, investor, investor
Everybody wants to be a superstar
But they don't realize that it takes a whole lot of money
I don't know if I'mma make it there without an investor
Hey yo, hey yo, fuck you bitch
I've had about e-fucking-nough you, bitch
Speaking on me like you know me, homie, suck two dicks
You're like a pimple on my nuts, you're full of pus, you itch
And even though you ain't shit, I'mma flush you, bitch
Don't think I didn't read the comments that you left on my shit
Let me ever see you in person and I'm checking you quick
I'm 'bout to teach a fucking lesson in respect to you twits
After I'm done with this woman, you punks are next on the list!
Bitch!
(Why the fuck are you so mad?)
'Cause these fucking little idiots on the internet
Are speaking on my business affairs when they don't know shit!
(Well why don't you just tell them what's up, then?)
Because fuck them!... Well... fuck it
Allow me to tell you all what's up without the rhetoric spun
A kid died, now she 'bout to see some settlement funds
She had a dream of doing music that was never begun
And now she finally wants to do it off the death of her son
She reaches out to hella rappers trying to break in the door
And one of the only ones to give her the time was J. to the O
I'm thinking, poor girl, can't even imagine the shit you've been through
But I wanted to do whatever I could to make the vision come true
She was a poor single mother up in Aberdeen, Scotland
Trying to make a little money off the rappers she's shoppin'
And we were working on our projects for months and months
And months, haha, yeah, just like that
We got a whole lot closer and she started catching feelings
But I told her I was married just to keep it on the real
She took it hard, I didn't realize the damage I did
With a punch, yeah, yo, it came back
When we were talking one night, she asked me what the fuck was wrong
She could hear it in my voice, I told her what was going on
I was stressing over bills, trying to come up with rent
And California ate my savings, all the money was spent
She said, "Aithen, I want to help you be the best you can be
I ain't spending a cent of this settlement check on me
There's twenty grand in your PayPal, except for the fee
All you gotta do is accept and agree, and I'll be your
Hey yo, I need an investor, investor
'Cause trying to do it all alone's such a pester
Yessir, investor, investor, investor
Everybody wants to be a superstar
But they don't realize that it takes a whole lot of money
I don't know if I'mma make it there without an investor
I said, "Frances, that's too much money to give
You need to keep it for yourself and your other two kids
While I appreciate the sentiment - I love what you did
You can't just give it all away, you need that money to live"
She said, "Aithen, I want to help you, accept it at once
That was blood money that came from the death of my son
So if I use it on myself, it just would be wrong
All I ask is that you take care of my kids when I'm gone"
"When you're gone? What are you talking about?"
"Listen, Aithen, I'm sick
I have a terminal condition and it's taking me quick"
"Wait, you never told me that before"
"I know, I didn't want you to worry
Now Aithen, listen, go accept that money and hurry
It's a gift from me to you, I want to see you succeed
No one ever has your back, I want to be what you need
You're gonna make it, it's just a matter of time, it's true
Just remember me and my kids when you finally do"
Hey yo, I thought about it all, and with a breath and a click
I just finally said, "fuck it," and accepted the gift
I thought that God had straight answered my prayers
'Cause I was broke as can be ('cause I was broke as can be)
Yeah, listen, but then a year or so later, she spent all of her dough
Then came back, saying I need to pay her all that I owe
And if I didn't, then she'd tell the whole world
That the Jokerr's a thief (like, what the fuck? Listen)
I said, "Frankie, I can help you if you're hurtin' for cash
You're really good at reaching out, you've got a certain pizzazz
Why don't you help to get me clients for my services, then?
Take a 50% commission on the work that you bring"
She said, "No, you need to give me one thousand a week
Or I'll ruin your reputation, you'll be out on the street"
"Frances, what the hell, I'm still barely making it now
You sent me money to help me and now you're shaking me down?
What happened to believing in me, all the shit that you said?
You wanted to help me and to remember both your kids when you're dead?
What happened to loving me like a brother, I assume that was shit
'Cause if you love me, why the fuck would you do me like this?
Look, I did everything I could to try to talk it out nice
Now you're extorting me and fucking cyberstalking my wife?
You got me fucked-up, crazy, lying dubious bitch
Now you're a fucking enemy, instead of you being just an"
Hey yo, I need an investor, investor
'Cause trying to do it all alone's such a pester
Yessir, investor, investor, investor
Everybody wants to be a superstar
But they don't realize that it takes a whole lot of money
I don't know if I'mma make it there without an investor
So turns out, she was never sick, it was one big lie
She lost custody of her kids when her son did die
The high six-figure settlement she got from his death
She mismanaged and handed out till there was not any left
She gave her money out to rappers all over the globe
And put them on her shitty record label hoping they'd blow
And when they didn't and she went broke, lo and behold
The gift that she gave me turned into a loan that I owed
But even still, I tried to help her much as I could
But it quickly became apparent she was up to no good
'Cause every option I proposed that could actually help
She ignored and went back to demanding cash for herself
And then for six years, she just tried to damage my name
Saying everything that she could on a slander campaign
And what's fucked up is how much attention she got
Using her own dead son as a sympathy prop
Now listen, I'm not trying to say I'm perfect in this
If I could go back, I never would have worked with this bitch
I should have seen the flags around her were glaringly red
But my financial situation made me bury my head
I took money without a contract, big mistake
That's how you leave yourself open to getting bit by snakes
Like Frances Healy, the cancer is twisted and evil
Using her own dead children to manipulate people
It's so fucked up, but that's the way that it goes
When doing business, you can never leave your bases exposed
You need to know that every moment when you're building a brand
That everybody's out to get you, and they will if they can
And if you ever need some capital to kick it in gear
Just be cautious of who you take it from, 'cause niggas are weird
You'll find yourself in situations you never wanted to see
If you ain't careful as fuck with whoever's wanting to be your
Hey yo, I need an investor, investor
'Cause trying to do it all alone's such a pester
Yessir, investor, investor, investor
Everybody wants to be a superstar
But they don't realize that it takes a whole lot of money
I don't know if I'mma make it there without an investor
Hey yo, I need an investor, investor
'Cause trying to do it all alone's such a pester
Yessir, investor, investor, investor
Everybody wants to be a superstar
But they don't realize that it takes a whole lot of money
I don't know if I'mma make it there without an investor
Hey yo, I need an investor, investor
'Cause trying to do it all alone's such a pester
Yessir, investor, investor, investor
Everybody wants to be a superstar
But they don't realize that it takes a whole lot of money
I don't know if I'mma make it there without an investor
