"You Can Have A Cell Phone That's Ok But Not Me" lyrics

Well, you can have a cell phone, that's okay
But not me
'Cause I don't, 'cause I won't

Look, when I'm on the beach, I'm on the beach
No, you can't call me there
And when I'm on a walk, I'm on a walk
No, you can't call me there
And when it's breakfast time, breakfast time
What more can I say?

I say, you can have a cell phone, that's okay
Just not me

Well, some day there might be no more payphones
Well, what'll I do then? What'll I tell ya?
I'll just wait till I get some place, then I'll call ya
Or I'll write you a letter
Or I'll come over to your house
Suppose your late for a show, what about that?
Well, aren't you gonna call the club?
No, I'll just - not if there's no more payphones
What are you gonna do? I ain't gonna use one of those things
I'll just show up
So they'll open the doors, there'll be no soundcheck
I didn't like soundcheck anyway
I'll get there about 9 o'clock, and that's right when we're supposed to start
So we'll just walk on and we'll play

So, you can have a cell phone, that's okay
But not me