"Robot Boyfriend" lyrics

Oh no
Something, suspicious
I feel it, is going on
She's acting, dismissive
While she's chatting with a special someone on her phone
That I don't know
Feel it in my bones
She's in the bathroom getting organized while I'm all alone

She's got a robot boyfriend
And I think she really likes him (yes, she does)
He's got her laughing and chatting
I really hate her little robot boyfriend
(Step aside, man, she's my girl now)

(She's gonna buy me a brand new body)
Oh no

He thinks he's clever
But he don't know
That I am a master of karate and I'll crack his robot buddy
Come on, bro
I'm assuming you're a bro
Leave my girl alone or I'll be forced to chop chop chop chop chop her phone

She's got a robot boyfriend
And I think she really likes him (yes, she does)
He's got her laughing and chatting
I really hate her freaking robot boyfriend
(Step aside, man, she's my girl now)

(She calls me Gregory Peter Tomlin)

Fellas?
Can you hear me?
What we gonna do about these robot boyfriends
Taking all their time and leaving us the scaps
I say fellas
I think it's time to unplug these little know at all's
Chop chop chop these little chatty phones
(The cats out of the bag - the ship has sailed - your girl is mine - you're all alone)

She's got a robot boyfriend
And I think she really likes him
He's got her laughing and singing
About her little robot boyfriend
She's got a robot boyfriend
And I think she really likes him
He's got her laughing and chatting
I really hate her little robot boyfriend
She's got a robot boyfriend
And I think she really likes him
He's got her laughing and singing
About her little robot boyfriend
She's got a robot boyfriend
And I think she really likes him
He's got her laughing and chatting
Robot boyfriend

(How my nine of assistance ma'am?)
A I know what you're doing