"The F Word" lyrics

I've watched The Bachelor more than I'd like to admit
I tried Kale salad 'cause she suggested it
I did hot yoga when she was trying to get fit
And when that joker broke her heart, guess who was there for it?

Now it's singles night down at Loser's
Knocking back them double shooters
Whiskey got me talking real
Finally told her how I feel

She said, "the F word"
She just wanna be friends
She love me like a brother
And don't wanna ruin it
Well I guess I'm just a shoulder
There to ease her pain
She don't know if she could ever see me any other way
And it might be the worst thing that I ever heard
When she said, "the F word"

Them seven letters
No man wants to hear
And it's hella awkward
I wanna get "the F word" outta here
So I B-R-B and I hillbilly slip right out the door
Well, I can't go back to how we were before

She said, "the F word"
She just wanna be friends
She love me like a brother
And don't wanna ruin it
Well I guess I'm just a shoulder
There to ease her pain
She don't know if she could ever see me any other way
Well it might be the worst thing that I ever heard
When she said, "the F word"

Now here I am down at Loser's
Knocking back them double shooters
But tonight I drink without her
Mostly 'cause I'm drinking 'bout her

She said, "the F word"
She just wanna be friends
She love me like a brother
And don't wanna ruin it
Well I guess I'm just a shoulder
There to ease her pain
She don't know if she could ever see me any other way
And it might be the worst thing that I ever heard
When she said, "the F word"