"Awkward Elevator" lyrics

Hands up
If you live under a rock
Pistol on your hip, probably cocked
Doomsday won't come as a shock to us
Want a can of tuna? Got 'em in stock

What a wonderful world for plunderin' junk
I love rubbish, 'cause if you rummage enough
You might wind up findin' diamonds in the rough
Even if it's some other guy's garbage you pick up (Ooh!)
Look, I won't shoot you if you don't shoot me
We both know loot doesn't grow on loot trees
I'm a solo smuggler with no Wookie
But I'll be the one who shot first if you push me
So you better come in peace, I swear on my honor
I'll be the Kyle Reese to your Sarah Connor (Aw)
By that, I mean I'm gonna bang your mama
Ask any matriarch, I am a mother f*cker

Can you feel the tension grow?
Ain't the kind you call sexual
Tell me now, are you friend or foe?
Let me put you on your knees and then I'll let you know

Beg for a little mercy, that's polite
If you run your mouth, I'll knock out your lights
Oh, darlin'
Good, bad, ugly, what's your vibe?
Yeah
You show me yours, I'll show you mine
Gonna be an awkward elevator ride

Uh, what floor are you on?
Seven
Me too
Oh god, it hurts

After you first wet your feet, though
You'll learn of worse things than thirsty people
Which come from above, dunno why, don't know how
But they walk, and they fly, and they leap, and they bound
Are we livin' in a Black Mirror episode?
All I can hope is they don't stick me with a probe (Ow)
This one is kinda cute
That's a Fireball
And if its sights are set upon you, time to roll
AI might make us obsolete
You gotta be the type the bots can not delete
I'm a raider of the Arc, like Indiana Jones
I love Harrison Ford, if by now you didn't now

So take off your tinfoil hats, it's our time to shine
The world's already ended, what's left of it is mine
Topside's full of treasure, plenty to go 'round
The more of us there are, the less inbreedin' goin' down

Don't go sittin' on fences
Whatever you do, never lower your defenses
I hate everyone except my friends
I'm hoppin' on the extroverted-introvert trend
When I've had enough social interaction time
I grab a phone and get on the extraction line
Even with rats up my ass like bottom feeders
Nothin' can make me jump like a tumbleweed does

Shot of adrenaline, no more stoppin'
Got to check over both shoulders, swappin'
Pop my smoke grenade when a clanker spots me
And like a cold case, they'll eventually drop me
I keep comin' back tougher than a cockroach
Addicted to the cycle like a Peloton coach
Mama taught me to recycle to save the planet
Scrappy, grab a flag, now we're ready to plant it

Beg for a little mercy, that's polite
If you run your mouth, I'll knock out your lights
Oh, darlin'
Good, bad, ugly, what's your vibe?
Yeah
You show me yours, I'll show you mine
Gonna be an awkward elevator ride

Elevator
Ride on my awkward elevator
If you can't make it, see you later
Every Arc Raider on this ride
Just be glad you got inside

I like your gun
It's just a Ferro
Do you mind if I—? Oh, uh
Yeah, sure, you can have it, I got like twenty of 'em
I love you
Huh?
Oh, I'm sorry
Wait- Did you just—
Okay, nevermind
I thought you s—
Okay, I'm gonna get off
But this is my floor, too