"Goodbye Neighbor" lyrics
JT Music Lyrics
(Hello Neighbor Song Parody)
I just moved in yesterday
What a lovely neighborhood
And my house is small, but it looks safe
Move-in went real good
But I heard a noise from next door
Like a massive crash and bang
I decided to head over
Give the doorbell a ring
Now I can't remember yesterday
But I woke up feelin' beat
So I think I'd better stay away
From the house across the street
I don't know what he's up to
But it's drivin' me insane
Is he tryin' to mess with my head?
'Cause two can play that game
I wonder what he's hidin'
Every time I get kicked out
Probably 'cause I'm tryin'
To break inside his house
Hello, neighbor; let's play nice
I'm just guessing you can't drive?
I'm not judging, let's be pals
Or I'll end up underground
He's psychotic, he's insane
(Hello, neighbor; house looks great)
Think he lost it, better run away
(I'm sarcastic; fuck that place)
He's quite hefty; overweight
(Rubber gloves and mustache too?)
The fancy violin that he used to play
(I can't pick what's wrong with you)
Back in high school, he got bullied
(You're not scary, just insane)
Now he'll take it all out on me
(Hope we never meet again)
Made some progress yesterday
Got a couple doors unlocked
Cameras on and traps in place
Just keep on getting caught
This house is like a circus, and I'm dancin' on a grave
Well, that's a lovely portrait, who knew the guy was gay?
I almost became shark meat
I'm stuck with this freak show
Maybe he's a carny?
Shut up, I think he's close
Wish me good luck; coast is clear
Getting the fuck out of here
Goodbye neighbor; it's been nice
Must get going, how time flies
Bet your basement is a mess
What's locked down there, I won't guess
He's psychotic, he's insane
(You've got issues, have no shame)
I think he lost it, better run away
(Now we're both a basket case)
He's quite hefty; overweight
(If I'm crazy, he's way more)
The fancy violin that he used to play
(I'll find proof behind this door)
Back in high school, he got bullied
(Got the right key, it's unlocked)
Now he'll take it all out on me
(Now this mystery will be solved)
AGH!
What a lovely neighborhood
And my house is small, but it looks safe
Move-in went real good
But I heard a noise from next door
Like a massive crash and bang
I decided to head over
Give the doorbell a ring
Now I can't remember yesterday
But I woke up feelin' beat
So I think I'd better stay away
From the house across the street
I don't know what he's up to
But it's drivin' me insane
Is he tryin' to mess with my head?
'Cause two can play that game
I wonder what he's hidin'
Every time I get kicked out
Probably 'cause I'm tryin'
To break inside his house
Hello, neighbor; let's play nice
I'm just guessing you can't drive?
I'm not judging, let's be pals
Or I'll end up underground
He's psychotic, he's insane
(Hello, neighbor; house looks great)
Think he lost it, better run away
(I'm sarcastic; fuck that place)
He's quite hefty; overweight
(Rubber gloves and mustache too?)
The fancy violin that he used to play
(I can't pick what's wrong with you)
Back in high school, he got bullied
(You're not scary, just insane)
Now he'll take it all out on me
(Hope we never meet again)
Made some progress yesterday
Got a couple doors unlocked
Cameras on and traps in place
Just keep on getting caught
This house is like a circus, and I'm dancin' on a grave
Well, that's a lovely portrait, who knew the guy was gay?
I almost became shark meat
I'm stuck with this freak show
Maybe he's a carny?
Shut up, I think he's close
Wish me good luck; coast is clear
Getting the fuck out of here
Goodbye neighbor; it's been nice
Must get going, how time flies
Bet your basement is a mess
What's locked down there, I won't guess
He's psychotic, he's insane
(You've got issues, have no shame)
I think he lost it, better run away
(Now we're both a basket case)
He's quite hefty; overweight
(If I'm crazy, he's way more)
The fancy violin that he used to play
(I'll find proof behind this door)
Back in high school, he got bullied
(Got the right key, it's unlocked)
Now he'll take it all out on me
(Now this mystery will be solved)
AGH!
