"Solo Them" lyrics
JT Music Lyrics
(Elden Ring DLC Rap)
May I have your attention, please? Will the real Let Me Solo Her, please, stand up? Oh my God, nobody has any clothes, alright, alright, forget it!
The lengths to which I would go for my bros I have been
Every tarnished so lucky to behold me shall win
I'd give the clothes off my back, and what to show for it - skin
Just like my sword that will shortly sink in
My condolences to Mohg now absolved of his sins
But unlike his allegations, I shall go unbeaten
I am prone to have foes with the pronouns of "him"
Or "her", I assure you I'm Soloing "them"
Still naked and graceless
A caped crusader - I'm faceless
You can pray for a savior
I'll place your name on my waitlist
This is the land of shadow
So you'll see plenty shade thrown
And although I roll Solo
I know it takes two to tango
I can dance with the lion, I'm the divinest of beasts
See, when I land any strike, I'll hit like a smite at the least
Get lit up quicker than lightning 'cause even lightning you see
Rocking that sleeper build type, and Trina might just agree
Be careful, there is no light on this side of the Tree
Even knights of the moon not so bright will they be
Call yourself a boss, like a hairline - you'll recede
I will not bite the dust, but my thumb right at thee
Let me Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Lo, lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Let me Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Until every battle is won
I'll Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Lo, lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo, lo-lo-lo
Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Everything and everyone
I'll uproot every rotten blossom, I've tainted the buds
I'm such a pest that I got Romina thinkin' I'm a bug
Hate to break it to you, Leda, but 'twas your leader deceived ya
Might as well trust Hippopotami promising not to eat ya
You'll cut your teeth on me - why? I'm the curse upon Bayle
I never give up a battle while y'all be cursin' and bail
All of my foes say: "Not Solo!", I go to work as they wail
So long as you can keep a single Finger furled - you won't fail
Just let me Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Lo, lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Let me Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Until every battle is won
I'll Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Lo, lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo, lo-lo-lo
Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Everything and everyone
If we're talkin' body count, you know I'm piling 'em high
One by one I will impale 'em like that fiery guy
I took a piss on his abyss, in time it will dry
But your mother tarnished me, that's an eye for an eye
This virtual vigilante will cut off all your phalanges
Had to sever Metyr's carpals because she was getting handsy
I'll handle what Midra can't, in fact I'm fanning the frenzy
I'll burn this house down, mommy should've got me a nanny
Sorry, Radahn, you're done, thought you're the promised one
Your loving brother's consort was there consummation
I can see that Miquella has taken thee for a ride
But your back's not as strong, the team is on mine
Let me Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Lo, lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Let me Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Until every battle is won
I'll Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Lo, lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo, lo-lo-lo
Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Everything and everyone
The lengths to which I would go for my bros I have been
Every tarnished so lucky to behold me shall win
I'd give the clothes off my back, and what to show for it - skin
Just like my sword that will shortly sink in
My condolences to Mohg now absolved of his sins
But unlike his allegations, I shall go unbeaten
I am prone to have foes with the pronouns of "him"
Or "her", I assure you I'm Soloing "them"
Still naked and graceless
A caped crusader - I'm faceless
You can pray for a savior
I'll place your name on my waitlist
This is the land of shadow
So you'll see plenty shade thrown
And although I roll Solo
I know it takes two to tango
I can dance with the lion, I'm the divinest of beasts
See, when I land any strike, I'll hit like a smite at the least
Get lit up quicker than lightning 'cause even lightning you see
Rocking that sleeper build type, and Trina might just agree
Be careful, there is no light on this side of the Tree
Even knights of the moon not so bright will they be
Call yourself a boss, like a hairline - you'll recede
I will not bite the dust, but my thumb right at thee
Let me Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Lo, lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Let me Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Until every battle is won
I'll Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Lo, lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo, lo-lo-lo
Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Everything and everyone
I'll uproot every rotten blossom, I've tainted the buds
I'm such a pest that I got Romina thinkin' I'm a bug
Hate to break it to you, Leda, but 'twas your leader deceived ya
Might as well trust Hippopotami promising not to eat ya
You'll cut your teeth on me - why? I'm the curse upon Bayle
I never give up a battle while y'all be cursin' and bail
All of my foes say: "Not Solo!", I go to work as they wail
So long as you can keep a single Finger furled - you won't fail
Just let me Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Lo, lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Let me Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Until every battle is won
I'll Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Lo, lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo, lo-lo-lo
Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Everything and everyone
If we're talkin' body count, you know I'm piling 'em high
One by one I will impale 'em like that fiery guy
I took a piss on his abyss, in time it will dry
But your mother tarnished me, that's an eye for an eye
This virtual vigilante will cut off all your phalanges
Had to sever Metyr's carpals because she was getting handsy
I'll handle what Midra can't, in fact I'm fanning the frenzy
I'll burn this house down, mommy should've got me a nanny
Sorry, Radahn, you're done, thought you're the promised one
Your loving brother's consort was there consummation
I can see that Miquella has taken thee for a ride
But your back's not as strong, the team is on mine
Let me Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Lo, lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Let me Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Until every battle is won
I'll Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Lo, lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo, lo-lo-lo
Solo-lo-lo-lo, lo, lo-lo-lo
Everything and everyone
