"The Dead Tide Crew" lyrics
JT Music Lyrics
(feat. Daddyphatsnaps, Fabvl & Andrea Storm Kaden)
I know honest work is hard
I do mine idly
For in my heart, I am no idol of society
Don't ya wish more crimes were normalized?
No batting eyes to see?
Oh, how I'd love to lead a life more pirate-y
Where there be
Beefing factions, who's acting first
'Cause our fleet confers, with a lack of words
Long as we got cash, we'll forget we're cursed
So if your purse is leaky, call my bag secured (Cha-ching!)
Sea legs stand firm, on this turf of ours (Argh!)
The streets of Rustport are for the sharks
I'm in a cutthroat crew
And I've earned my scars
Upon the learning curve, like a character with arc (Let's go!)
Up out the grave reborn
Call it my journey's start
Don't have a life no more, so I'll make Merlin's hard
We never rest ashore, till there's an X to mark
Plenty of wealth to horde, with which we'll never part
Oh Captain, thank ye for the generous raise!
Yes, I meant from the grave, but also what of my wages (Please!)
We have mastered the sea
Formin' more than waves
And our war don't end, even when you're away
AFK
Pick your support and tank
Healer and DPS, better make sure they slay (Yah!)
You don't know port from starboard?
You'll be shortly sank
After we make you sore
With a few swordly spanks (Ow!)
Careful! A storm's brewing
Treachery is afoot
Already know what I'm doin
I let the mutiny cook (Yummy!)
Lightbearers, are you scared?
You should fear us all (Aaah!)
Because we're your nightmare
What you need's a miracle
What's Kraken, promise I'm not gonna bite
Unless you try to get past me and my Water Wights
I'll never get backstabbed again, and that's on God
Anytime, any place, you better be on guard
I put jaws to the floor if fools cross my sword
But when Hodgkin's not watchin' I'm up to more
'Cause orphans know no one else is going to save you
Hey, Captain, that guy was about to betray you!
Hold up, wait, did y'all finally reach a verdict? (verdict)
I know you think I (boing) when I took a look at Merlin!
But I'll always rock the crew
Screw the Dead Tide Fleet (yeah!)
I don't wanna walk the plank, it make the tide red (wee!)
Oh my God, there they go
Left me right in the ocean
Where's my boy Viperian, I need one hell of a potion
Thought if I could infiltrate them, opportunity'd open
Then I'd finally see Captain Hodgkin chokin'!
That's okay, guess I'll hitch a ride to the dark forest
Hey Sinbad, have you heard the news?
I'm important!
Been recorded from port to port, rapport with hordes of lords
And now I'm linking with Carmine
So climb aboard
What's that, you don't like me?
Put down your rum and sword, and come fight me!
Let's have a tavern brawl!
Think you're mighty?
I get more pirate-y when I'm hyphy
Ah, haha, har!
Now I'm crackin' the whip
Go tell your girl Sonja, I'll be back in a jiff
But now it's time to set sail
And I'm A-okay
Cause dead men tell no tales when they're AFK
AFK, I'mma need a page essay (what?)
Write the reasons why you shouldn't walk the pla-N-K
They say head case, but I just gotta slay dead weight
And when they said they had hands, they didn't say AKs
Line the hull with doubters
Let me show them power
All the rows of cowards
Get they souls devoured
Then it's off the boat
I let 'em float with flounders
Then I bring 'em all back
So they can fold my trousers
Better fortify your britches
They all mortified to witness
You can end up with the fishes if you glorify the riches
Unless you join me
Then the storyline is shifted
We be on the high seas
And the touring guide is viscous (Me!)
So go ahead and get the bedside seat
You gotta be so dull to try to bread-knife me
If you backstab I'mma make your neck line leak
And now you're just another member of the Dead Tide Fleet
I do mine idly
For in my heart, I am no idol of society
Don't ya wish more crimes were normalized?
No batting eyes to see?
Oh, how I'd love to lead a life more pirate-y
Where there be
Beefing factions, who's acting first
'Cause our fleet confers, with a lack of words
Long as we got cash, we'll forget we're cursed
So if your purse is leaky, call my bag secured (Cha-ching!)
Sea legs stand firm, on this turf of ours (Argh!)
The streets of Rustport are for the sharks
I'm in a cutthroat crew
And I've earned my scars
Upon the learning curve, like a character with arc (Let's go!)
Up out the grave reborn
Call it my journey's start
Don't have a life no more, so I'll make Merlin's hard
We never rest ashore, till there's an X to mark
Plenty of wealth to horde, with which we'll never part
Oh Captain, thank ye for the generous raise!
Yes, I meant from the grave, but also what of my wages (Please!)
We have mastered the sea
Formin' more than waves
And our war don't end, even when you're away
AFK
Pick your support and tank
Healer and DPS, better make sure they slay (Yah!)
You don't know port from starboard?
You'll be shortly sank
After we make you sore
With a few swordly spanks (Ow!)
Careful! A storm's brewing
Treachery is afoot
Already know what I'm doin
I let the mutiny cook (Yummy!)
Lightbearers, are you scared?
You should fear us all (Aaah!)
Because we're your nightmare
What you need's a miracle
What's Kraken, promise I'm not gonna bite
Unless you try to get past me and my Water Wights
I'll never get backstabbed again, and that's on God
Anytime, any place, you better be on guard
I put jaws to the floor if fools cross my sword
But when Hodgkin's not watchin' I'm up to more
'Cause orphans know no one else is going to save you
Hey, Captain, that guy was about to betray you!
Hold up, wait, did y'all finally reach a verdict? (verdict)
I know you think I (boing) when I took a look at Merlin!
But I'll always rock the crew
Screw the Dead Tide Fleet (yeah!)
I don't wanna walk the plank, it make the tide red (wee!)
Oh my God, there they go
Left me right in the ocean
Where's my boy Viperian, I need one hell of a potion
Thought if I could infiltrate them, opportunity'd open
Then I'd finally see Captain Hodgkin chokin'!
That's okay, guess I'll hitch a ride to the dark forest
Hey Sinbad, have you heard the news?
I'm important!
Been recorded from port to port, rapport with hordes of lords
And now I'm linking with Carmine
So climb aboard
What's that, you don't like me?
Put down your rum and sword, and come fight me!
Let's have a tavern brawl!
Think you're mighty?
I get more pirate-y when I'm hyphy
Ah, haha, har!
Now I'm crackin' the whip
Go tell your girl Sonja, I'll be back in a jiff
But now it's time to set sail
And I'm A-okay
Cause dead men tell no tales when they're AFK
AFK, I'mma need a page essay (what?)
Write the reasons why you shouldn't walk the pla-N-K
They say head case, but I just gotta slay dead weight
And when they said they had hands, they didn't say AKs
Line the hull with doubters
Let me show them power
All the rows of cowards
Get they souls devoured
Then it's off the boat
I let 'em float with flounders
Then I bring 'em all back
So they can fold my trousers
Better fortify your britches
They all mortified to witness
You can end up with the fishes if you glorify the riches
Unless you join me
Then the storyline is shifted
We be on the high seas
And the touring guide is viscous (Me!)
So go ahead and get the bedside seat
You gotta be so dull to try to bread-knife me
If you backstab I'mma make your neck line leak
And now you're just another member of the Dead Tide Fleet
