"The Dovanator" lyrics

I'm just an average dude
I'm telling you that's the truth
"Are you with the Stormcloak rebellion"
NO I was just passing through
I promise that I happened to walk by
Imperial guys now I'm
Being charged with serious crimes?
I've not even spent a substantial amount of jail time
Azura I don't wanna die!
What is that up in the sky?
"Dovakhiin your ass is MINE"
I'm out of here, hello and goodbye
Now every dragon is wishing I was dead
And Alduin's hunger can never be fed
So chug some mead and eat some bread
Level up and take Lydia to bed

Tearin' holes in the sky with an Elder Scroll
Got no clothes in the snow but I'm never cold
Don't touch me when I'm shoutin'
I'll knock ya off a mountain
Destroying Dovahs cuz it's all I know

FUS RO DAH who's your boss
Feel my Thu'um and you will fall
Rune of frost, you get tossed
I am revered by daedric gods
And you'll never relax
Because I'm in league with Paarthurnax
And once I have learned
The dragonrend will attack
Farewell Alduin you will never come back
I'll read these dragon walls
And feast on Dragon hearts
I'm rockin' Daedric armor
Now my skills are off the charts
Don't need a pair of wings
When I got Odahviing
These bitches know it's me
Cuz dragons bow to DOVAHKIIN

But sometimes when this
Wild life is just too much
I go home to my
Dearest Lydia
When I just need a break
If this isn't for her
Then it must be for me
Until Alduin's dead
I know I'll never sleep

So I gotta go hit the road
Travel into Sovngarde
Better hope he doesn't know
So I catch his ass off guard
Every soul will be gone
Unless he dies by my hand
That is why only I
CAN MAKE A STAND

Now I know
We'll rejoice
When he's slain by my voice
And the sky shall be clear
Dovakhiin have no fear
Dovakhiin, Dovakhiin
You make Fallout look weak
And because you're so fun
I don't need Oblivion
Now my life will be gone
By the time this games done
But I just beat the game
And I've just begun