"Lady Shady" lyrics
Sometimes I feel like I gotta explain what I
You know what?
Fuck it
They all say this white girl go crazy
These other bitches is so fugazy
I'm the female Slim Shady
Dirty Jersey is the place that made me
They all say this white girl go crazy
These other bitches, it's so full crazy
I'm the female Slim Shady
Dirty Jersey is the place
Yo what the fuck is up? I might run them up
I'm shitting on bitches like I got bubble guts
And now I'll be damned if I dress bummy
Hi bitches I'm the Rat Peg Bundy
With my no good man jerking' his meat off
Sinkin' in the couch, I'm hollerin'
Get your feet off!
He wanna take me to the bedroom so we can ski off
Couple rounds, boppin' up and down like a seesaw
I'm runnin' down the street, I need to go get this weed off
In the traffic jam, backed into a van, I'm peed off
Cop pulled me out of my whip like I'm a criminal
Then he threw me over the hood, sir, it's medicinal
Wow, I never thought I would see the day
When you would make it all the way to the VMAs
I used to take his order over at the pizza place
Now every time he flip through the channels, he gotta see my face
I just dropped a song and the locals are like, so what?
You're rapping all this time and you still didn't blow up?
Dickhead, well, you been collecting an essay
Don't act like you ain't seen me on TV for a decade
Rap won't accept you, you need to just face it
How you talking shit from your grandmother basement?
I been barrin' em up, you know I never back down
Oh, on that show where you get clowned in the background?
Bitch please, I been makin' a killin'
You must be one of Nick Cannon's 89 children
I might be, but that's of slight importance
I hit 23 and me, they said I'm Michael Jordan
That's no bull, I'ma grab the shit by the horns
And then I went back activated cause I feel up in scorn
I'ma have the whole damn world singing my song
So buckle up if you feel me cause it won't be long
They all say this white girl go crazy
These other bitches is so full crazy
I'm the female Slim Shady
Dirty Jersey is the place that made me
They all say this white girl go crazy
These other bitches, it's so full crazy
I'm the female Slim Shady
Dirty Jersey is the place
I'm coming for everything that they said was un-geddable
I feel like being blocked off only cause of my genitals
What else could be the reason? It's not cause I'm not the dopest
White male rappers emerging like cockroaches
Man, I got the coldest flow I fuck so many nobodies
Shit, I should've fucked so-and-so
Screw it, I refuse to have these regrets
So now I'm done being safe I'm coming straight for your neck
And I don't need to be loved I'd rather take the respect
You said the Joker can't play
Well, I'm changing the deck
Never been afraid of easy green
Ven if I sleazy means I've been wildin' now
Long before the TV screen
And won't acknowledge it, you probably right
These other bitches that are spittin', they were probably right
I drop a verse on a Monday, by Friday night
These bitches like Mike Tyson, they probably bite
If I ever link with Drake, he'll probably pipe
If I ever meet SZA, I will probably die
You think a bitch better than me is probably hype
You said you beat me in a battle, yeah, probably psych
You know what?
Fuck it
They all say this white girl go crazy
These other bitches is so fugazy
I'm the female Slim Shady
Dirty Jersey is the place that made me
They all say this white girl go crazy
These other bitches, it's so full crazy
I'm the female Slim Shady
Dirty Jersey is the place
Yo what the fuck is up? I might run them up
I'm shitting on bitches like I got bubble guts
And now I'll be damned if I dress bummy
Hi bitches I'm the Rat Peg Bundy
With my no good man jerking' his meat off
Sinkin' in the couch, I'm hollerin'
Get your feet off!
He wanna take me to the bedroom so we can ski off
Couple rounds, boppin' up and down like a seesaw
I'm runnin' down the street, I need to go get this weed off
In the traffic jam, backed into a van, I'm peed off
Cop pulled me out of my whip like I'm a criminal
Then he threw me over the hood, sir, it's medicinal
Wow, I never thought I would see the day
When you would make it all the way to the VMAs
I used to take his order over at the pizza place
Now every time he flip through the channels, he gotta see my face
I just dropped a song and the locals are like, so what?
You're rapping all this time and you still didn't blow up?
Dickhead, well, you been collecting an essay
Don't act like you ain't seen me on TV for a decade
Rap won't accept you, you need to just face it
How you talking shit from your grandmother basement?
I been barrin' em up, you know I never back down
Oh, on that show where you get clowned in the background?
Bitch please, I been makin' a killin'
You must be one of Nick Cannon's 89 children
I might be, but that's of slight importance
I hit 23 and me, they said I'm Michael Jordan
That's no bull, I'ma grab the shit by the horns
And then I went back activated cause I feel up in scorn
I'ma have the whole damn world singing my song
So buckle up if you feel me cause it won't be long
They all say this white girl go crazy
These other bitches is so full crazy
I'm the female Slim Shady
Dirty Jersey is the place that made me
They all say this white girl go crazy
These other bitches, it's so full crazy
I'm the female Slim Shady
Dirty Jersey is the place
I'm coming for everything that they said was un-geddable
I feel like being blocked off only cause of my genitals
What else could be the reason? It's not cause I'm not the dopest
White male rappers emerging like cockroaches
Man, I got the coldest flow I fuck so many nobodies
Shit, I should've fucked so-and-so
Screw it, I refuse to have these regrets
So now I'm done being safe I'm coming straight for your neck
And I don't need to be loved I'd rather take the respect
You said the Joker can't play
Well, I'm changing the deck
Never been afraid of easy green
Ven if I sleazy means I've been wildin' now
Long before the TV screen
And won't acknowledge it, you probably right
These other bitches that are spittin', they were probably right
I drop a verse on a Monday, by Friday night
These bitches like Mike Tyson, they probably bite
If I ever link with Drake, he'll probably pipe
If I ever meet SZA, I will probably die
You think a bitch better than me is probably hype
You said you beat me in a battle, yeah, probably psych
Writer(s): Jake Anthony Procanik, Justina Valentine
