"Men Are Dogs" lyrics

They can get a little lost if you don't keep 'em on a tight leash
Gotta show 'em who's boss or they'll start barkin' up the wrong tree
They're good company, good at warming up couches
Yeah, it's kinda funny when you really think about it

Men are dogs
It's in their DNA to always wanna play chase
But with a little patience you can teach 'em how to stay
'Cause men are dogs
(Sit down, good boy)
If he comes when he's called, let him kiss you on the face
Catch him actin' up, just put him in a crate
'Cause men are dogs
So make sure that yours is well-trained

They'll clean up your plate when you say you're done with your dinner
If it feels like a walk in the park, girl you've got you a winner
He's gonna want a little lovin' when you get home
So every now and then, you gotta throw him a bone

'Cause men are dogs
It's in their DNA to always wanna play chase
But with a little patience you can teach 'em how to stay
'Cause men are dogs
(Sit down, good boy)
If he comes when he's called, let him kiss you on the face
Catch him actin' up, just put him in a crate
'Cause men are dogs
So make sure that yours is well-trained

(Oh, you wanna treat?)

You can scratch him on the back, be the center of his world
If he gets distracted by another girl, yell "Squirell"

'Cause men are dogs (woof)
Men (you know you are) are dogs (don't even act like you're not!)
Sit down, good boy
If he comes when he's called, let him kiss you on the face
Catch him actin' up, just put him in a crate
'Cause men are dogs
So make sure that yours is well-trained
Hey, hey
(Sit down, good boy!)