"Shovel" lyrics

If I need to cry, she's got a shoulder
Asking for a ride, she's driving over
If a rumor goes around she's the first to shut it down
And the last one you wanna piss off

If I got a secret, she's gonna keep it
But if you got a secret, she's telling me it
And in her eyes, it might not be right
But hell I can do no wrong

If I called her from a cell in jail
She'd post my bail by ten
If I need a bottle of bubbles on ice
She wouldn't ask why just when
And If I say something that I shouldn't say her feathers ain't ever gonna ruffle
And if I put the dead in my dead beat ex
Well, she's got the shovel

If a man fools me once, she's gonna blame him
But If he fools me twice, she won't be saying
I told you so to me, she's the kinda company you wanna keep when your heart gets broke
Got my back don't gotta ask I know

If I called her from a cell in jail
She'd post my bail by ten
If I need a bottle of bubbles on ice
She wouldn't ask why just when
If I say something that I shouldn't say her feathers ain't ever gonna ruffle
And if I put the dead in my dead beat ex
Well, she's got the shovel

Even at rockbottom
She says I still got it
Sticky situation always there to help me solve it
And if I get a win
She's cheering on the loudest
Through the highs and the lows I have no doubt

If I called her from a cell in jail
She'd post my bail by ten
If I need a bottle of bubbles on ice
She wouldn't ask why just when

If I say something that I shouldn't say her feathers ain't ever gonna ruffle
And if I put the dead in my dead beat ex
Well, she's got the shovel