"2D Girls" lyrics

I watch anime like everyday (Everyday)
I stay inside my house, Crunchyroll on display (Ayy)
I don't talk to girls, they waste my time (Waste my time)
Why you waste my time?
I'm sorry, I don't like you, already got a waifu

Hold up, girl, don't mean to be rude
But if you got no J cups then, baby, I don't want you
I need some anime titties that's like the size of my head
She kinda shy, but somehow she super model in bed
She anti-social (No)
Talk to nobody, not noticed in school (Oh)
Somehow unpopular, even though she's goals
Out of my league, but I feel like she's the one for me
Don't know what she plans tonight
But I feel you and I, we can go and vibe
And I don't care if this ain't real life
I'ma lay it all down for the girl I like
And as long as I got 2-D girls in my life
I'ma lay it all down on the floor tonight
If she's 3-D, I'ma tell her how it is
I'm sorry, babe, but I'm gon' say this twice, 'cause

I watch anime like everyday (Everyday)
I stay inside my house, Crunchyroll on display (Ayy)
I don't talk to girls, they waste my time (Waste my time)
Why you waste my time?
I'm sorry, I don't like you, already got a waifu
I watch anime like everyday (Everyday)
I stay inside my house, Crunchyroll on display (Ayy)
I don't talk to girls, they waste my time (Waste my time)
Why you waste my time?
I'm sorry, I don't like you, already got a waifu

2-D
I don't care if you're fake (I don't care)
I'm in love with the idea of you
3-D (3-D)
I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait (Ayy, wait)
I know you'll only disappoint me
Don't wanna face the truth

Huh, look, you're really sweet, but you're not a thirty-two, J cup, big titty anime girlfriend
So we're not gonna work out and that's because

I watch anime like everyday (Everyday)
I stay inside my house, Crunchyroll on display (Ayy)
I don't talk to girls, they waste my time (Waste my time)
Why you waste my time?
I'm sorry, I don't like you, already got a waifu