"Tony Hawk Freestyle" lyrics

"Tony Hawk Freestyle"

I miss the 90s, playing Tony Hawk
Early 2000s didn't know it all
Would change around me
Before the internet and social media
Had us trolling God
Feel like we'll soon be building Noah's Ark
It's crazy I just did a show in Berlin
Watched Malcolm In the Middle dubbed in German
Flipping through the channels
Rubbing on my hands like Birdman
I'm still gon' make a million
Still I'm gonna hop up on all these beats and kill em'
Juice cleanse the track
It took a few pens, a few friends
And mastering of rap, to really myself
Money can't define my wealth
Better bring your sunscreen
Otherwise your mine will melt
Dealing with these evil people
Only good at hiding Hell
The future has to be a snitch
They say only time will tell
Red eye on my black hat, I see the truth in everything
And everything is everything
Just practice if you're gonna sing
Batter, batter, enjoy all the chatter
My new girl's annoying, but her a$$ is fatter
Independent rapper couldn't do the corporate ladder
The further that we climb up, everybody splatters
Sometimes I wonder if it was ever really simple
And then I think back to that tin with the Jinzo
An awkward adolescence, hardly ever dealt with pimples
Could never tell my crush how it felt in the friendzone
Refuse to live a life of regrets now
I'd like to clarify that I'm indeed having sex now
Drink tea when I'm stressed out
Woosa, woosa, woosa
Shit ain't perfect but it's probably the best route
Cuz I can't picture myself doing anything but this
I wake up in the morning wipe the seat after I piss
A Hollywood director given freedom over script
Yelling action, follow passion, even if it's off a bridge...