"X-Mas Song" lyrics

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Everybody was stoned, even the mouse
Man from the courthouse, and me from jail, I just settled down
To get a piece of her tail
When all of a sudden, I heard such a clatter, I tripped on my dick
And busted my bladder
I went downstairs, and what did I see, a fat little red fagget
Hanging from a tree
He stuffed the stockings, with reefers and beer, and a big fat hairy dick
For the family queer
That's the end of my story. Funny, wasn't it? You see?
She didn't even
She didn't see my thing behind you, leave you for this private eye
I was there to give 'em near to my, zima zima mommy fah
I'm gonna say this, hope it don't offend you, came to the grizma
Give 'em a taste of me, give 'em a little excitement to the damn monkey
Your monkey can stay with me

Chevy took my brain, same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day
He will never zima zima, never never not that day
I'm really sick of all this excitement, yeah
But he thinks he's better than me, uma zooma nooga dunga
You can suck my dick all day, one, two, three, four
Santa can suck my dick all day