"Do You Want To Be An Actor?" lyrics

Do you wanna be an actor?
Let's get your foot inside the door
Can you scream a lot on Halloween
Or be a beauty queen
Or hug a purple dinosaur?

Are you ready for your breakout
As "Unnamed Man" or "Patient in ICU"?
Do you want to be an actor?
Here's a young aspiring actor
Paging you

Do you wanna be an actor?
You are clearly not alone
Jason played a "watermelon guy"
Michelle learned how to fly
Jodie sold us copperstone

You could get a daytime drama
With a range of arcs getting kidnapped
Or pushed or slapped

I don't know which is worse
Being knocked down or tied up?

I prefer a gagball with handcuffs!

Do you wanna be an actor?
You really wanna be an actor
So you wanna be an actor
It can be a bumpy ride
Sometimes you question your ability
There's no stability, put aside your pride

But everybody started somewhere
As we hone our craft we go through
What we go through

Do you wanna be an actor?

When I got hurt, the one question we didn't ask was where to go

Do I wanna be an actor?
Yes, I do!