"Hi Honey, I'm Human!" lyrics

Hi honey, I'm human!
Sorry to keep you waiting
Outside is a ruin
The doorman was debating
Checking his files
Questioning me
Endlessly
Whether to let me in or call the D.D.D

But he made the right call
Called no one at all
And now it's just you and me

I'm your doo-wop-a doo-wop-a doo-woppelganger
Doo-wop-a doo-wop-a doo-woppel bang bang bang

Open the door
What't the matter
Talk to me, baby
Footprint on the floor
You ask?
Red wine!
Or just maybe
You are hallucinating
The zipper on my face
I promise you
I haven't been replaced
No
I'm not a doo-wop-a doo-wop-a doo-woppelganger
Doo-wop-a doo-wop-a doo-woppelganger

You know I often wonder to myself how it must feel to be a real human
Performing my human activities, eating those human foods
Singing those good old human songs!
But I just realized that... I don't need to wonder anymore because I got in!
And I'll tell something: being human is the most bland, uninteresting experience of my life!
The only reason to be human is to eat human!

Honey, I find this boring
I'd rather be voring
You. Don't you know it's true?

So, please, darling, put down the phone
I'm jonesing to gnaw on your bones
'Cause that's what doppelgangers like me

Doo-wop-a doo-wop-a doo-woppelganger
Doo-wop-a doo-wop-a doo-woppelganger
Doo-wop-a doo-wop-a doo-woppelganger
Doo-wop-a doo-wop-a doo-woppel bang bang bang