"All I Need This Noche Buena Is SPAM" lyrics

Santa...
This Noche Buena

I only want SPAM Paella
(Oooh, gimme onions and garlic)
Gimme SPAM slices, gimme peppers and chili too
(Gimme rice and saffron)
With just one broth cube
All I need this Noche Buena
Is SPAM Paella!